Scioly Assassination 166.5: Tread Upon Township

[RZ2004]

The factory is up and running, and Jelly Beans has been discovered! Excitement fills the air as you explore the possibilities. However, expansion plans hit a snag when trees need clearing, and just as the axes start swinging, a chilling alert sends shivers down your spines - a mysterious CAC disease has struck! Rushing to the hospital to prepare for action, you all speedwalk to your wheeled car in a frantic hurry, unaware that one friend succumbs to the illness before you even notice. Will the adventure take a sad turn? Before you know it, you receive a text message on Kalimantan28's phone which includess a list of amino acids from A-Z, followed with "the clue this points to is simpler than you think, as long as you think outside of the microscope"

[zedsfh]

I protect Kokonattsu because they do wheeled vehicle ("wheeled car"), microbe mission ("CAC"), and tried out for Fast Facts ("amino acids from A-Z").

[RZ2004]

Just as your friend is about to succumb to the illness, zedsfh saves Kokonattsu by taking her to the hospital.
Kokonattsu is saved.
Clue 5 to be posted soon.

[LittleMissNyan]

The Mafia Man is at it again! Taking my ingots for a mere 1 T-cash.

Final clue (i think). The mafia man is at it, trying to rob you of your prized metals. Especially your prized prized metals, a symbol of… honor. Without a doubt, you have to figure out a way to stop him. You could delete his tasks, or…

solve this cryptarithm (386 1355 24 5390 75 022 53906)

ANATOMY + FOSSIL = FOSSILS

Moreover, you could try to food poison them (second food reference yum i love food). Give them a protein bar that’s really a glorified candy bar (aka a protein bar). Or maybe I can get a ride to their home (time to get on the wheeled vehicle). Or maybe you can lift them up, oh wait they’re heavy

…

As the clock is ticking, the wheeled vehicles from the town manage to send their IRL counterparts at the target’s home. Suddenly, you hear something… egziting? this might not end well…

Bonus: On Kalimantan28’s phone, you get a text message to be wary of the toxic stuff (ew food poisoning). or be just wordle different.

[LittleMissNyan]

The following may or may not be useful. https://www.deca.org/compete/financial-consulting

[LittleMissNyan]

I am being very gracious by allowing you all to post your protection/accusation, even though the game ends today. Post your protection/accusation by 6pm EST, OR ELSE.
GO! DO IT! GO NOW! DO IT NOW! STOP SCROLLING, PICK UP YOUR FINGERS, AND GO COPY PASTE YOUR PROTECTION/ACCUSATION. DO IT BECAUSE I SAY SO (seriously though you all want to participate right?)

[zedsfh]

I protect BigMan as the clue mentions the target is "heavy".
I also accuse sc95837 because he was the only person actively looking at the ⁠scioly channel in Chat when kokonattsuu mentioned that they tried out for Fast Facts. I also accuse Happy-the-puppy for the same reason (was also in chat when kokonattsuu mentioned they tried out for fast facts).

[RBScioly]

I support zedsfh's accusation of sc95837 because agreement. I support zedsfh's accusation of Happy-the-puppy because agreement.

[LittleMissNyan]

It’s too bad the mafia man didn’t eat any protein bars as he only wanted ingots. Regardless, he managed to get his hands on a gold one and decides to… (read paragraph 2 or go to paragraph 3)

The wheeled vehicles crash into the scrambler cars, to Venomizer’s dismay. Suddenly, the mafia man takes a gold bar and manages to appear from the middle of Township into the real world of the Posting Games. He takes a gold bar and decides to…

whack Venomizer with it, resulting in his death.

Moreover, the incorrect accusations of sc95837 and Happy-the-puppy by zedsfh and RBScioly result in an addition of 2 to the kill/incorrect accusation count from the 4 deaths, which totals to 6. This is greater than 5, which means…

Sigh. Township is fun and all, and I’ve finally built my Household Goods Factory and Candy Factory, but with such a low population it’s getting difficult to build factories that unlock at my level. Oh wait, maybe it’s because I… um…


“Hey, do you want to watch me play Township? Oh…”

It’s all too lonely in Township with so many users dead amidst issues with identifying the culprit, and alas, Scioly Assassination 166.5 ends with Township exiting the Posting Games.

Congrats to RBScioly for successfully playing as the Mini-Sassy, and huge thanks to LittleMissNyan and RZ2004 for facilitating my messages. Thank you to zedsfh, treesdea, and other participants for increasing this posting game’s popularity. Sorry dead users

Oh, and one more thing. Good luck to the sassy of Scioly Assassination 166, clue writing is tough

A file explaining the hints within each clue is to be posted soon.

[LittleMissNyan]

Good game everyone!! Sassy 166, the floor is now yours
My Discord archiver isn't doing so hot with the recent update, but I'll get that updated when it starts working again
one quick quibble though- the rules state that "A person can accuse or support on the same clue they protect, but only one of each category per clue" so technically one of those accuses are invalid, but RBScioly would have won anyway because no one protected Venom

EDIT: Back online! Discord thread archive as of 1/3/23 6:01 pm EST