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Fortunately, all of the other teams never showed up to ornithology and his partner was able to win them first.

Fortunately, somebody had decided to use real birds in it, and they all escaped, allowing him to get to his event.

Unfortunately, the birds pooped all over the tournament site.

NOTE: Remember to alternate between fortunately and unfortunately! There should be no repeats in either. (So no Unfortunately, Unfortunately, Fortunately)

Fortunately, the birds were replaced by harmless trees used for Forestry.

Unfortunately, the trees were fake and kept getting knocked down.