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13. Ask if they sell any Red Lobster items there, if no, then proceed to threaten a lawsuit.

14.violently ask for windex.

15. Tell them that you're allergic to Italian food and start sneezing all over the place

16. Try eating the apple from Scuffed's profile picture and act more and more insane when you don't eat it until people are covering their ears from your loud screeching.

17. Never say "when" when they're grating cheese onto your pasta

18. Don't tell them what age range to expect when you call to reserve the tables for the SciOly team dinner. Then, when you arrive, pick up the wine glasses that are on the table and start toasting each other with them.
All they do is take the glasses away if you actually do this, but it sounds good...

13lade88 wrote: ↑January 25th, 2021, 7:32 am 17. Never say "when" when they're grating cheese onto your pasta

Unfortunately, they stop after a certain amount has been grated, whether or not you say "when."

gz839918 wrote: ↑January 22nd, 2021, 6:01 pm 7. Kidnap allofgarden while she's taking your order, and torture her by telling her Herpetology has been permanently removed from the event rotations.

This is just rude

allofgarden wrote: ↑January 31st, 2021, 6:43 pm

gz839918 wrote: ↑January 22nd, 2021, 6:01 pm 7. Kidnap allofgarden while she's taking your order, and torture her by telling her Herpetology has been permanently removed from the event rotations.

This is just rude

Hmmm okay how about we kidnap you, then shower you with love by telling you Herpetology will be permanently replacing WIDI?

19(?). Bring Papa John's, and offer to sell it to the waiter/waitress when they come to take your order.

Surprised this one hasn't showed up yet
20 (or so). Start a breadstick war.