Scioly Assassination 46: Ashen Cadavers

[brobo]

i'm so happy! i'm so happy! this is such a happy day!
sorry i just had to.
this is the last piece of spam you will see from me in this assassination.

[AlphaTauri]

I will resist the urge to make a sarcastic comment. I will resist the urge to make a sarcastic comment. I will resist the urge to make a sarcastic comment...

Edit: by the way, glad to see you finally posted the new game, Assassinator.

[gyourkoshaven]

I will resist the urge to make a sarcastic comment. I will resist the urge to make a sarcastic comment. I will resist the urge to make a sarcastic comment...

I feel your pain...A nice, normal sciolyian who isn't weird and lives a normal life is beaten by someone who refreshes the posting games page every 2 seconds for the entire weekend and then has to see their gloating.

'Tis a sad day. A very sad day.

[AlphaTauri]

I'm not allowed to participate, remember? I picked this Assassinator, therefore I know who it is, which means I'm not allowed to be an officer. Still, I have to agree with the rest of your statement.

[fmtiger124]

i'm so happy! i'm so happy! this is such a happy day!
sorry i just had to.
this is the last piece of spam you will see from me in this assassination.

.....................................................................if thats true I'll eat both of my shoes (I have to say I kind of agree with gyourko.....would have been funny if he missed it)

[croman74]

6 minutes and its full. wow.

[gyourkoshaven]

Actually somewhat slower than the recent ones. Quite disconcerting

.....................................................................if thats true I'll eat both of my shoes (I have to say I kind of agree with gyourko.....would have been funny if he missed it)

I'll eat eyeball alive.

[Assassinator]

Death has come back to claim more souls.
My first victim should be writing his/her last letter soon.
I will teach you all how to do so. It's quite simple--just take it number by number.
Here is the template:

Dear (your loved one),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I am on my death bed as you read this letter. Don't seek me; I may already be dead.
In my will, I am leaving you my (1) in thanks for all you have done for me. You should also know that I (2) and (3). Goodbye.
(4)
(your name)

1) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?..........................2) The last letter in your last name?
White - toe ring.................................................................A/B - Wanted to be a funky power ranger
Yellow - common sense.........................................................C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
Red - criminal record............................................................E/F - Never will eat my string beans
Black - pet rock.................................................................G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
Blue - couch cushions............................................................I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
Green - invisible friend.........................................................K/L - Hate your cooking
Orange - false teeth.............................................................M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
Brown - nose hair clippers......................................................O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Grey - cannibalistic hedgehogs.................................................Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
Purple - souvenir from the mental hospital...................................S/T - Always wanted to hug a hippo
Pink - salt-beef bucket..........................................................U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
Other - matching leprechaun socks............................................W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Rainbow - rotten pumpkin called Anastasia...................................Y/Z – am better off without you
..............................................................................................................................................................................
3) What do you prefer to drink?......................................................4) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined.......................................................Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon..................................Australia -Best of luck on the sex change
tea – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.......................France - Love always
Milk - The apartment building is on fire............................................Spain - With tears of sadness
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this...................................China – You make me sick
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice.......................................Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.............................Japan - Go milk a cow
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that rash checked out..................Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird................................USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey......................................................Egypt – Kiss my butt
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine.......................................................England - Go drown yourself
Other – you should stop picking your nose..........................................Italy- Go twirl your pasta

EDIT: sorry bout the delays. this clue should make sense now.

[sewforlife]

this is an interesting clue.
dang it, missed by like 5 minutes.

[gyourkoshaven]

Death has come back to claim more souls.
My first victim should be writing his/her last letter soon.
I will teach you all how to do so. It's quite simple--just take it number by number.
Here is the template:

1) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?..........................2) The last letter in your last name?
White - toe ring.................................................................A/B - Wanted to be a funky power ranger
Yellow - common sense.........................................................C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
Red - criminal record............................................................E/F - Never will eat my string beans
Black - pet rock.................................................................G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
Blue - couch cushions............................................................I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
Green - invisible friend.........................................................K/L - Hate your cooking
Orange - false teeth.............................................................M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
Brown - nose hair clippers......................................................O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Grey - cannibalistic hedgehogs.................................................Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
Purple - souvenir from the mental hospital...................................S/T - Always wanted to hug a hippo
Pink - salt-beef bucket..........................................................U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
Other - matching leprechaun socks............................................W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Rainbow - rotten pumpkin called Anastasia...................................Y/Z – am better off without you
..............................................................................................................................................................................
3) What do you prefer to drink?......................................................4) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined.......................................................Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon..................................Australia -Best of luck on the sex change
tea – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.......................France - Love always
Milk - The apartment building is on fire............................................Spain - With tears of sadness
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this...................................China – You make me sick
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice.......................................Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.............................Japan - Go milk a cow
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that rash checked out..................Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird................................USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey......................................................Egypt – Kiss my butt
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine.......................................................England - Go drown yourself
Other – you should stop picking your nose..........................................Italy- Go twirl your pasta

EDIT: sorry bout the delays.

Uhh...I think it has to do with the bolded letters...?