Corrupt a Wish

[sachleen]

granted, but it shocks you..

i wish the day was longer..

[Mr. Cool]

granted, but night would be short and you wouldn't get enough sleep.
I wish my teachers from 7th grade could be my teachers for 8th grade (except Ms. Puff)

[sachleen]

granted but they dont know who you are anymore..

i wish the day wasnt so boring.

[starpug]

Granted but you would be killed by the car the crashes through the wall.

I wish to be the sole winner of next week's Grand prize in the mega millions no taxes lottery and live many years to enjoy my winnings.

[rocketman1555]

then u would end up spending it all in a couple of days and be poor again.

i wish that it was snowing right now

[gneissisnice]

Granted, but the snow that fell would actually be acid snow (related to acid rain; it really does exist) and the foundation of your house just happens to made of limestone, so the melting of the acidic snow would dissolve the foundation of your house, effectively destroying it and leaving you homeless.
I wish I got to be a contestant on Jeopardy, and managed to win a huge amount of money by using my stunning intellect (im so modest, right?).

[Mr. Cool]

granted, but you would lose the money.
I wish I could go to Narnia.

[sachleen]

granted, but the Narnian ninjas come out and kidnap you..

I wish the air quality wasnt so bad..

[Mr. Cool]

Granted, but now the water quality is bad.
I wish I had a big house with a swimming pool.

[rocketman1555]

but then it would be cold all year round and you wouldn't be able to swim

i wish that superheroes were real