Corrupt a Wish

[ddudealex1]

granted, but you accidentally get trapped on the island of the lord of the flies and find all the MPs and turn into a savage, like Jack.
I wish you weren't on the island from The Lord Of The Flies.

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but then she falls into MMP.

I wish I tclme didn't have a puddle. (reverse psychology!)

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but then you get buried alive for calling me a she.

I wish reverse psychology didn't exist.

[Big_Platypus]

granted, but nazis come for you and eat your soul

I wish that Double Spoiler wasn't so incredibally hard!!!! And anyone who knows what that is might be mah new best internet friend ^.^

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but then... uh... AMP

I wish that someone restarted this thread earlier.

[Big_Platypus]

granted, but then the time loop causes time to be down, and up to be white. The universe is all mixed up, communism replaces capitalism and ants rule the world....


I wish I could 1cc Perfect Cherry Blossom

[crazibanana_51]

granted but i have no idea what the pigeon that even means so it isnt as exciting for you.
I wish i could take a darned nap

[paleonaps]

Granted, but every time you nap you will lose 1 day of your life.
I wish dinosaurs still walked the planet.

[quizbowl]

granted, but they'll interbreed with our people, and soon only hybrids of humanoidosaurs would be around.
i wish that i knew what i wanted to wish for.

[paleonaps]

Then it would be corrupted.
I wish I had 2 more medals. It just looks too unbalanced, you know? I need symmetry (Illuminatus)