Corrupt a Wish

[ddudealex1]

Granted, but now everything else you do is a failure.
I wish that this writing wasn't so small.

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but then it swallows the world.

I wish I could find "Eye of the Tiger" music on line, instead of information about Tiger Woods. (Bing is just like all the other search engines)

[ddudealex1]

granted, but then a tiger swallows you up.
I wish This post was invisible

[zyzzyva980]

Sorry, I can't corrupt that post, I can't see it.

I wish that my SO team would GET TO WORK!!!!!

[cypressfalls Robert]

Granted but then you don't do any work

I wish I was the assassinator

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but you are identified first thing and you dont even get to give out a clue.

IIII wishwishwishwish everythingeverythingeverythingeverything IIII saidsaidsaidsaid wasntwasntwasntwasnt repeatedrepeatedrepeatedrepeated threethreethreethree moremoremoremore timestimestimestimes. Grrgrrgrrgrr.

[amerikestrel]

Granted. It's repeated four more times.

I wish that I could play the solo I'm doing for a concert on Saturday better.

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but then everything else you play sounds horrible, and people throw rotten tomatoes at you.

I wish every food item was non-perishable

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but then it lives longer than you do and you are ashamed.

I wish that I could get rid of this mozilla theme and go back to the default.

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but then Mozilla crashes and everyone gets mad at you and they punch you in the face but when they take you to the hospital they had all their records on Mozilla so they get angry with you and punch you in face as well and you die.

I wish our English project group had more time to finish our Lord of the Flies project.