Corrupt a Wish

[tclme elmo]

granted but then when you have to do bibliographies for a paper, the teachers won't get to give you their special lecture about not using it and they wouldn't have any reason to take off any points for that.

I wish my hand wasn't asleep so that it would beuch easier to type

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but then the other falls asleep.

I still wish I had something to do.

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but then that thing to do turns out to be really boring and you commit suicide. No wait, I did it again. That thing that you do turns out to be researching AMP and then you accidentally fall into one.

I wish there were 25 hours in a day.

[tclme elmo]

granted but then it'll mess up your sleep pattern so mch you'll realize you hate it, so you will commit suicide by jumping into AMP.

I wish we didn't have school on Monday

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but at your next SO tournament you realize that you needed that one extra day of practice and get last in all your events.

I wish it was 5:12 here instead of 7:12.

[amerikestrel]

I wish we didn't have school on Monday

You have school on monday? I get off that day... wait, I think it's the beginning of hunting season or something.

Sorry, skip me.

[ddudealex1]

granted, but everything falls into AMP.
I wish my mom dis appeared

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but then you are never born and you don't exist.

I wish that I had a wish.

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but you just wasted it.

I wish I knew what some of the keys on my keyboard nobody ever uses are for.

[ddudealex1]

granted, but all the computers in the world fall into AMP.

I wish All the AMPs dried up.