Corrupt a Wish

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but you forget that you have them until 50 years from now when the whole world is suffering because of the invasion of AMPs and you decide to give a wish to everyone you see.

I wish someone would post after me.

[zyzzyva980]

Granted: "after me."

However, those words are the secret password to open up a huge warehouse filled with mutant AMPs that take over the world.

I wish someone would close the door to that warehouse before too many AMPs escape.

[AlphaTauri]

Granted, but then the warehouse explodes from all the stored energy in those AMPs and all of them get out and then they take over the world anyways.

I wish that someone would toss all the AMPs into a black hole and we could let people from a parallel universe deal with them.

[gneissisnice]

Granted, but then they would toss them into another black hole and into another parallel universe, and then those people would do the same thing, until every universe is filled with AMPs.
I wish that people would stop using AMPs in their corrupt a wish posts.

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but then... uh... we all don't know what to write about and we all get bored with the thread so we go to other threads but after that everything to say has been said, so we have no one to talk to and we commit a mass suicide because we are so depressed.

Why does everyone commit suicide in my corrupted wishes?

I wish that not everyone committed suicide in my wish-corruptions

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but your wishes get so boring that people spend days figuring out your scioly password and they edit all your posts so they have to do with suicide and then you fall into AMP.

Finally got an avatar, Alpha! Nice!

I wish we had a 365 day weekend instead of a 4 day weekend.

[amerikestrel]

Granted, but nobody would learn anything because we wouldn't go to school and then everyone would make awful decisions and we'd go to war with each other and blow up the entire planet with nuclear weapons and then earth would be destroyed by a black hole which would, in turn, fall into MMP and play chess with my field guide.

I wish I could find my rule manual.

[AlphaTauri]

Granted, but then it spontaneously combusts and lights all your notes on fire. It doesn't matter if they're on your computer because your computer will burst into flames, too. So now you have no rulebook, no notes, and no computer. (And no house. That burned down too.)

I wish my internet wouldn't crash.

[googlyfrog]

Granted but then it becomes so fast that all the little things inside it heat up a lot and catch on fire and then they join Amerikestrel's computer and fall into AMP together.

I wish I had something to do today.

[amerikestrel]

Granted, but you have nothing to do tomorrow.

I wish wikipedia was more reliable.