the WRONG answer game

[fmtiger124]

because then you get to wear those awesome glasses that let you see the colors.

Why does it seem like the words are always the same on vocab lists for various books?

[amerikestrel]

Because everyone plagiarizes.

Why are pumpkins orange?

[googlyfrog]

Because one day a green pumpkin by the name of Pum P. Kin walked into a local market and he realized he was just like all the other vegetables and even some of the other fruits, and when he saw that the oranges and clementines and kumquats were especially eye-catching he decided to make himself orange colored.

Why are the stars bright?

[amerikestrel]

Because all the people living on them have iPhones.

Why does caffeine keep you up?

[googlyfrog]

Because caffeine is extracted from the craziest person in the world and when you have caffeine, some of that person's energy goes into you.

Why is Thanksgiving in November?

[amerikestrel]

Because if it was any earlier, people wouldn't have things to be thankful for.

Why do clocks tick?

[googlyfrog]

Because they are living creatures with a goal to annoy the heck out of any person it knows, and it makes sure to tick extra loud when you can't get to sleep.

Why is the sky blue?

[amerikestrel]

Because everyone throws blueberries at it.

Why are we?

[googlyfrog]

Because i made it so.

Why?

[tclme elmo]

because otherwise you'll fall into the AMP.

why not?