Corrupt a Wish

[amerikestrel]

Granted, but since you're not mean anymore, people start being mean to you and you fall in MMP.

I wish that I would stop eating the chestnuts that my mom is using to make a dish for tomorrow.

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but then you starve to death.

I wish more people liked hockey.

[nerdygrlz789]

Granted, but then everyone in the world would only like hockey and u would be left alone liking another sport.

I wish I was at high school already

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but then you didn't get enough middle-school education and you fail all your classes.

I wish our team had more time to prepare for SO, while other teams had less.

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but all your notes and stuff fall into AMP.

But then there will never be any clouds ever again so no rain ever falls on the earth and then all the crops dry up so all the farmers are unemployed and because they have too much time on their hands, they come up with a plot for the Midwest states to secede from the rest of the US and then the economy collapses and it causes all the other world economies to collapse, making everyone depressed. Then the whole world falls into a giant version of AMP and we're all resurected in a parallel universe where everyone knows what will happen, so you're kidnapped by a ninja and exiled to the moon before you can make that wish. (<-That was completely random.)

I wish I could learn to play cello.

BRAVO!

I wish I could play the tuba.

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but then all the tubas in the world get very depressed and commit suicide by jumping into AMP. Your new skill is worthless.

I wish my skills weren't worthless.

[googlyfrog]

Granted but then you become very famous and then during one performance of your amazing skills you make ONE teensy weensy mistake and everyone is so devastated that they throw you into AMP and you are never to be seen again.

I wish I knew how to speak Chinese so I could impress one of my friends by saying something other than "my skin is purple" and "i eat peaches"

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but then your skin turns purple and you eat peaches.

I wish AMP fell into a bigger version of the AMP, which falls into a bigger version of the AMP, and so on for infinity.

[googlyfrog]

Granted but then you fall into the largest one known.

I wish I could have a million more wishes.

[zyzzyva980]

Granted, but I've already corrupted that wish so you lose and fall into AMP

I wish that I didn't have 1,000,000 more wishes - just 999,999.