Corrupt a Wish

[googlyfrog]

Granted but someone comes in and destroys it and then you fix it for a million dollars and then you go and crash it and decide you really don't want a red ferrari.

I wish I got an A+ on every single test ever.

[brobo]

Granted, then you would be some sort of "super nerd", and you would get bullied a lot.

I wish I had something to do right now...

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but you soon finish what you're doing and again have nothing to do.

I wish there was no school on Fridays so I could stay up and watch Community after I watch the Office and Parks & Rec on Thursday nights.

[gneissisnice]

Time to revive this thread!

Granted, but instead your tv would be mysteriously broken every Friday.

I wish that the research paper I have due tomorrow was magically finished, and worthy of an A.

[amerikestrel]

Granted, but you're teacher will be in a bad mood when she grades it, and get a D.

I wish that my field guide for ornithology had a bit more information in it than it does now.

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but then you lose it by dropping it in a gigantic puddle and having it float away to where you cannot reach it and then it sinks into its mysterious puddley bottom and you never see it again, not even after it's sunny outside and the puddle has disappeared.

I wish someone would respond to this wish with something really short.

[amerikestrel]

Granted.

I wish that I didn't have as much homework.

[chia]

granted, but suddenly you have more free time than you know what to do with and you implode from the strain of trying to figure out what to do o.O

i wish i were capable of not procrastinating.

[gneissisnice]

Granted, but then you'd spend all your time doing homework weeks before it was due, and you'd be too busy to hang out with anyone, so you'd lose all your friends.

I wish that my sister would stop asking me for help with every piece of homework she has.

[binary010101]

Granted, but then you will lose all ability to do homework permanently.

I wish I could have a wish for every wish I wish.