Corrupt a Wish

[googlyfrog]

granted, but then you know too much and you have no friends and no life.

i wish no one would ever corrupt my wishes ever and it wouldn't ruin the chain and nothing would happen to me or anyone else AND the chain wouldn't end, and nothing would ever happen to my wish ever.

[brobo]

Granted, but than everyone would get mad at you and everyone would shun you and you would get really depressed and then...

I wish he would stop doing those types of wishes.

[RandomPerson]

Granted but then Googlyfrog gets mad at you for calling her a guy.

I wish... uh that I will never get hit by a trout again.

[AlphaTauri]

But then you'll get hit by a large and very hungry shark.

I wish that jet lag didn't exist.

[brobo]

But then time would have to speed up and slow down for everyone else around the world, and know one would know what time it REALLY it.

I wish that Saturday T.V. wasn't so crappy.

[googlyfrog]

Granted but then Googlyfrog gets mad at you for calling her a guy.

I wish... uh that I will never get hit by a trout again.

THANK YOU! I owe you one!

Granted, but now every other day's TV is crappy.

i wish no one would ever corrupt my wishes ever and it wouldn't ruin the chain and nothing would happen to me or anyone else AND the chain wouldn't end, and nothing would ever happen to my wish ever, and like I said, nothing would happen to me, so I wouldn't be depressed and no one would shun me and this wish just remained incorruptible.

sorry robodude. i had to do it.

[brobo]

But then.. well... I can't corrupt it.

Thanks alot. Now you've ruined the chain. No one can corrupt it, and no one can wish UNTILL they corrupt it. I'm blaming you.



I'll restart.

I wish that Scioly would never end.

[googlyfrog]

Well, I actually blame you, because you could've simply said "Granted, but no one really listened to you before anyway, so they soon forgot about your wish". Simple as that, robodude.

Anyways...

Granted, but everyone quits after a while and you're the only one doing it, so you get lonely and sad.

I wish weekends were months long instead of just 2 days.

[rizzyz]

Granted, but when you sleep the whole weekend away, you realize that you've missed your Science O. competition.

I wish that I knew the answer to every question on all my tests.

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but your teachers see that you unusually get an A+ on every test and they accuse you of cheating, so you are expelled for the rest of your life and never get a good education and..yeah.

I wish Clifford the Big Red dog was real and MINE!