jokes

[smartkid222]

New Joke
One day in the White House during a briefing between Condellezza Rice and George Bush......

Actually this has been around for a long time now. I saw it on youtube about a year a go. This is one version of it, but not the one i have previously seen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rJT5IpyAok. It's actually really funny.

[starpug]

Yes I know I heard it like 3 years ago just saying new to this forum.

[SOM.is.my.life]

hahaha i got one i read off of a Chinese Joke book

so there's these 2 thiefs who were wandering around at night. They arrived at the window's house, and saw a giant piece of delicious smoked ham hanging out of a window on the second floor. Being thieves, they decided to steal the piece of ham. So they took a ladder and climbed to the second floor, while they were removing the ham, a police officer found them. He asked, "What do you think you are doing?" The thieves replied, "Oh, it's the mayor's birthday tomorrow, and we want to give him the ham as a birthday present." "Oh... but you should do it when there's more light out. We wouldn't want you generous gentlemen to get hurt." The thieves said, "Yeah, why don't we take it down right now!!!!!"

[Uncle Fester]

I need to add a joke soon. . . .

[Mr. Cool]

hahaha i got one i read off of a Chinese Joke book

so there's these 2 thiefs who were wandering around at night. They arrived at the window's house, and saw a giant piece of delicious smoked ham hanging out of a window on the second floor. Being thieves, they decided to steal the piece of ham. So they took a ladder and climbed to the second floor, while they were removing the ham, a police officer found them. He asked, "What do you think you are doing?" The thieves replied, "Oh, it's the mayor's birthday tomorrow, and we want to give him the ham as a birthday present." "Oh... but you should do it when there's more light out. We wouldn't want you generous gentlemen to get hurt." The thieves said, "Yeah, why don't we take it down right now!!!!!"

i don't get it....either that or it's just not funny

[gneissisnice]

its just not funny.

[gneissisnice]

no offense.

[Pleiades]

I didnt find it that funny either. My english teacher has the best jokes and the best life lessons/stories.

[gneissisnice]

Oh wait, I got a joke!
A guy's walking along the beach, when he suddenly finds a bottle. He picks it up and a genie comes out. The genie says "I will grant you 3 wishes, but theres a catch. Whatever you get, your ex-wife gets double". So the guy goes "alright. I wish for a billion dollars" So he gets 1 billion dollars, but his ex-wife gets 2 billion. The guy gets a little annoyed, but he makes his second wish anyway. He wishes for a huge mansion. Right after he made the wish, a mansion popped up, but then another 2 mansions appeared. "those are for your ex-wife" the genie explained. Flustered, the man thought and thought what his final wish could be. Finally, it struck him. He walked up to the genie and said "I wish that you would beat me half to death".

[rocketman1555]

nice gneiss