Corrupt a Wish

[RandomPerson]

but then your math teacher would be insane

I wish my english teacher knows proper grammar,

Granted, but then she forgets proper spelling.

i wish it was a chucktatorship in America

Not granted, because you failed to grant and corrupt karatekid's wish

I wish I wish I didn't have to write an english essay this weekend.

[fmtiger124]

granted but then you'll get an essay of 4x the length due in one day.

I wish i didn't have so much AP homework and that when this wish is corrupted it doesn't involve me getting more homework on a later date.

[RandomPerson]

granted but then you'll get an essay of 4x the length due in one day.

I wish i didn't have so much AP homework and that when this wish is corrupted it doesn't involve me getting more homework on a later date.

Granted, but then it turns out your ap homework was due yesterday and you got a zero.

I wish I wish I had a 5 day weekend instead of a 4 day weekend.

[tclme elmo]

Granted but then the next week is a full 7-day week for you!

Why do you even have a 4-day weekend?

I wish there were more hours in a day

[fmtiger124]

Granted but then the next week is a full 7-day week for you!

Why do you even have a 4-day weekend?

I wish there were more hours in a day

because of Columbus day and then they tacked a staff development day on after that

[RandomPerson]

Granted but then the next week is a full 7-day week for you!

Why do you even have a 4-day weekend?

I wish there were more hours in a day

Because we have columbus day + Staff development day.

Granted, but then for a completely unrelated reason, a trout jumps out of the water and slaps you to death.

I wish I had the best wpm record on #scioly.trivia...
Oh wait! thats right, I already do!

Then I wish uh... that I get an A+ in chem and trig this quarter.

[fmtiger124]

[sarcasm]that was a really inconspicuous way to brag [/sarcasm]

[tclme elmo]

lucky.
Granted but then you'll flunk the next quarter.

I wish...A school day was shorter

[AlphaTauri]

But then you'd have a foot-high pile of homework every day (and a two-foot pile on Fridays).

I wish I could skip gym class (we run around in circles for 5 minutes then go outside and throw footballs at each other).

[brobo]

granted, then you would get fat and lazy and weak.

I wish that I could teleport where ever I wanted to go.