Corrupt a Wish

[sweetcoop]

granted but they would be to smart and would blow up the earth.

i wish that my school would give more than 300 dollars to my sci Oly team while the Cheerleaders get 1500 dollars for what exactally.

[andrewwski]

Don't complain. A lot of us get zero, zilch, nada. I would have loved to get $300 from the school.

[AlphaTauri]

Granted, but then they would go bankrupt and there would be no SO at your new school.

I wish that my school would start SO earlier.

[sweetcoop]

Granted but than your school would start Sci O as early as my school, August 28th this year, and you would have nothing to do for a while.

I wish i could get all of my homework done


I had learned that my Sci O team actually got 750 dollars for funding.

[blue cobra]

Granted, but then it's all wrong, and you fail!!

I wish my cell phone would work at least half the time.

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I'm not sure what my team gets for funding. I know we get a lot of donations, and we have a big fundraiser over the summer.

[AlphaTauri]

Granted, but then you drop it in a black hole (fine, a puddle) and it stops working permanently.

I wish my math class was more interesting.

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I think my SO team gets about $1000 a year. It may seem like a lot, but my school district is rich and the sports teams get way more money. *cough* $3.5 million dollar stadium *cough*

[gneissisnice]

Granted, but then you become so interested in math that you spend all your time in math team and you forget about scio.
I wish my dog would stop barking really loudly really early in the morning.

[danger will robinson]

Granted, but then it would bark really late at night.

I wish my chem teacher was sane.

[karatekid44]

but then your math teacher would be insane

I wish my english teacher knows proper grammar,

[Cane96]

i wish it was a chucktatorship in America

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