Corrupt a Wish

[zorbak5044]

granted but you would be the worst flutist
i wish my freind would just shut up

[dudeincolorado]

granted but then you wouldnt

i wish mt team had a coach

[smartkid222]

granted , but they would be so bad that they would actually make you do worse than without one and would make you want to commit suicide.

i wish that some people on my team were not as anoying.

[gneissisnice]

Granted, but then everybody would be so perfect that you would be a horrible person in comparison, and your comparatively bad behavior will get you kicked off your team.
I wish none of my events conflicted....ever.

[SOM.is.my.life]

granted, but then they will change your events so you won't get to do them ever again.

I wish I don't have to write an in-class essay today.

[smartkid222]

Granted, but then u would have two essays to do for HW.
I wish i could play guitar.

[dudeincolorado]

granted but you will never even see one from now on
i wish i team started practices now....bad seniors

[smartkid222]

granted but no one would work at the practices so you would not get any work done.
I wish i had a different English teacher

[dudeincolorado]

granted but you would also have all your other teachers changed

i wish it was wednesday (when we start practices)

[robotman]

but then the week would be off and the world would fly out of orbit and crash into the sun!!!!
i wish i had a pie