the WRONG answer game

[sewforlife]

it isn't? lol. um.. because Chris Columbus was smart but admitted that he was stupid...

Why did I just say Chris Columbus and not Galileo?

[fmtiger124]

well i should say called a sphere
Its not perfectly round i meant

anyway
Because galleleo is harder to spell

Why to we have to switch to DTV?

[soobsession]

cuz digital starts with d and the goverment likes..."d"s? (idk, that was random)

why do i have a pencil that says "zebra" on it?

[sewforlife]

'cuz zebras perform behavioral defense, they don't have false coloring..

Why does every baking recipe need something different that I don't have?

[soobsession]

cuz all baking recipes are part of the "make life harder for sewforlife" club.

why am i eating yogurt and not something more appetizing?

[fmtiger124]

beacuse you are filled with a substance that magnetizes yogurt to you

Why does my dog prefer to sit on chairs instead of the floor?

[soobsession]

because fairies sprinkled dog food scented stuff onto your chairs

why si the tissue box purple?

[sewforlife]

because its my third fav. color... (kinda)

why am I addicted to posting games?

[fmtiger124]

because its not SO season and you have OCD to be addicted to something

why does it seem like very few polls are being approved lately in the polling place?

[soobsession]

because they were horrible definitions of good and bad

why does <--he have eyes higher up than <-- him?