Science Olympiad Quotes

[fmtiger124]

(A-AsllaPiscu, 2-me)
A-"What does distilled water taste like?"
2-"It's digusting, don't try it."
A-"Okay." [drinks the distilled water that was used to test soil]
"Hmm...it's pretty go- UGH! The aftertaste is horrible!"
Coach- "[AsllaPiscu]! Did you just drink that? Put it down! You're not supposed to be drinking in the science lab!"

"Let's test the trajectory!"
"Okay!"
"Ready, set...fire!"
"Ow! *********!" [the partner spins around and looks at other partner]
"What?! It fired backwards and hit you in the eye?!"
"ow...yeah"

Coach- "Quit messing around and get something done!"

"Oh, no."
"What?"
"I think I forgot our notes for E-Chem."
"WHAT?!"
"Sorry, I thought I packed everything..."
[partner sits and mourns]

did you really forget your notes?

[2win]

Yeah, it was at regionals, but I had already memorized half of the useful part of the notes, so it wasn't too bad. I felt really stupid when I got back and found out that the notes were stuck at the bottom of my backpack.

[Kokonilly]

the sword is riptide. its from percy jackson and the olympians series.

Hehe. I knew that, which means I spend to much time reading when I could be doing SCIOLY!

Kidding. I'm not obsessed. (yet)

[blue cobra]

On the bus to States:

"Here, put this in our Physical Science Lab binder"
"What binder?"

yeeeaahhhh.

[Dinogirl]

My favorite SCience olymppiad quote from my SChool Plymouth Christian (Michigan) Region 12

is "it will all come together with some duct tape and ranch"...we like ranch on our piza:)

[Lily Essence]

Here's a funny one (atleast to me)

~
O, A and Me

Me: So, *asks a question to A*.
O: Oh, you don't want to ask A, he's not that stable.
Me: What are you talking about? He's as stable as a hydrogen atom.
A: Thanks, wait... what isotope?
~

"If you want to get back inside the school, dance."

[MontyBuilder]

lol....
in pentathalon they asked me what it was called when a liquid turns to gas...
i called it
"evaporization"

they said i didn't get it right
i don't care
I snapped their baton in half while doing jumping jacks... serves them right!!!

[MontyBuilder]

hey soobsession... you have no right to talk about Betsy and me like that...

[Celeste]

Some random quotes from Nationals:

"I believe in the flying spaghetti monster."

"Is that the spleen?"

"...and Finding Nemo was on! It's, like, destiny!!!"

"No way it would take a dude that long."

"Don't call them gypsies, they'll hear us! Say, um... gangsters."

"Wow! I know one person in the whole state and he goes to your school!"

"FIFTEEN MINUTE RULE!!!"

"Give. Back. The. Coffee."

"Let's all jump at the same time!"

[soobsession]

hey soobsession... you have no right to talk about Betsy and me like that...

but hey, thats was hilarious. i could sing the song we came up with if you like, but ill be nice poor betsy...never got the chance...

hmmm...what else? oh yeah. i was trying to sound all cool and professional while talking to one of our coaches and i was like "for the 2010 anatomy event, its going to be the skeletal and musculatory systems so..."

and then everyone just started cracking up. >.< muscular system