jokes

[sciolykid101]

A nun and a priest go golfing. The nun hits a hole-in-one, and the priest hits it into a sand trap. He's so angry, he says "God dammit, i missed". The nun says "Oh no no no, you musnt take the Lord's name in vain!" The priest apologizes, and they head to the next hole. At hole number 2, the nun gets a hole-in-one, and the priest hits it into the water, and he says "God dammit, i missed!", and again the nun says "Oh no no no, you musnt take the Lord's name in vain!". And once more, he apologizes, and they go to the next hole. For a third time, the nun gets a hole in one and the priest hits it out of bounds, and he says "god dammit i MISSED!". And before the nun can say anything, a lightning bolt comes down and strikes the nun, and a huge voice booms "God dammit, i missed."
(sorry if i offend anyone)

I am a Christian too.

[Mr. Cool]

i liked it...

sorry I just didn't think it was funny cause I'm a Christian

[rocketman1555]

so am I, but i thought it was funny

[dudeincolorado]

ohhh this better not become the religion theread again he apoligized its fine

[gneissisnice]

Meant no offense, my good man.

[Mr. Cool]

ohhh this better not become the religion theread again he apoligized its fine

chill dude, I just didn't like it that much.

[starpug]

on to the next joke
A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."
So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.
When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren
...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

[gneissisnice]

Haha thats funny. In fact, i think i'll try sprinkling gunpowder on my oatmeal from now on. But if i die, i blame you

[NerdyStars52]

More Blonde jokes!!! (I can't tell these without offending myself, because I'm a blonde too, but I still think they're pretty funny.)
A brunette, a blonde, and a red head have been arrested and are about to face the firing squad. They are asked if they have any last words. The brunette suddenly looks up surprised and says "Tornado!" The firing squad looks up and she escapes. The redhead looks up suddenly surprised and says "Hurricane!". The firing squad looks up and she gets away, too. The blonde looks up suddenly surprised and shouts out at the top of her lungs "FIRE"! So they fire.

[starpug]

More Blonde jokes!!! (I can't tell these without offending myself, because I'm a blonde too, but I still think they're pretty funny.)
A brunette, a blonde, and a red head have been arrested and are about to face the firing squad. They are asked if they have any last words. The brunette suddenly looks up surprised and says "Tornado!" The firing squad looks up and she escapes. The redhead looks up suddenly surprised and says "Hurricane!". The firing squad looks up and she gets away, too. The blonde looks up suddenly surprised and shouts out at the top of her lungs "FIRE"! So they fire.

I've heard it but good joke.