jokes

[genes_girl]

haha, I knew it wasn't true, it would just have been hilarious-and sad- if it was.

[rocketman1555]

that would have been pathetic if it was true, and it would have been extremely funny to watch

[zorbak5044]

ive got 2. i inveted this one.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a chicken?
A cow thats chicken to give milk!

no. 2 i heard on TV.

A fat lady walks into a store wearing nothing but a thong and a tank top. one lady come up to her and says "thats disgusting. you can do it at home but dont go out in public like that" so the fat lady tells her to go you-know-where. so the lady says "i would if i knew how to get there" so the fat lady says "you go down the street till the Burger king, make a left, go to the MickeyDs, make a right..."

[dudeincolorado]

what do you get when you cross a poodle and a crayon? a doggy purple! lol

[rocketman1555]

The president decides to decide which law enforcement agency is the best, the FBI, the CIA, or the LAPD. So he hides a rabbit in a forest and tells them to find the rabbit. The FBI burns down the forest and says that the rabbit had it coming. The CIA infiltrates the forest and spends a couple months talking to woodlands creatures, and decide that rabbits don't exist. The LAPD goes into the forest and comes out an hour later with a bear saying that its a rabbit.

[gneissisnice]

A nun and a priest go golfing. The nun hits a hole-in-one, and the priest hits it into a sand trap. He's so angry, he says "God dammit, i missed". The nun says "Oh no no no, you musnt take the Lord's name in vain!" The priest apologizes, and they head to the next hole. At hole number 2, the nun gets a hole-in-one, and the priest hits it into the water, and he says "God dammit, i missed!", and again the nun says "Oh no no no, you musnt take the Lord's name in vain!". And once more, he apologizes, and they go to the next hole. For a third time, the nun gets a hole in one and the priest hits it out of bounds, and he says "god dammit i MISSED!". And before the nun can say anything, a lightning bolt comes down and strikes the nun, and a huge voice booms "God dammit, i missed."
(sorry if i offend anyone)

[rocketman1555]

[Mr. Cool]

A nun and a priest go golfing. The nun hits a hole-in-one, and the priest hits it into a sand trap. He's so angry, he says "God dammit, i missed". The nun says "Oh no no no, you musnt take the Lord's name in vain!" The priest apologizes, and they head to the next hole. At hole number 2, the nun gets a hole-in-one, and the priest hits it into the water, and he says "God dammit, i missed!", and again the nun says "Oh no no no, you musnt take the Lord's name in vain!". And once more, he apologizes, and they go to the next hole. For a third time, the nun gets a hole in one and the priest hits it out of bounds, and he says "god dammit i MISSED!". And before the nun can say anything, a lightning bolt comes down and strikes the nun, and a huge voice booms "God dammit, i missed."
(sorry if i offend anyone)

that wasn't very funny.

[gneissisnice]

i liked it...

[robotman]

same