Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"you, my friend, are in a parasocial relationship with real estate agent Malik Husain."
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"Hey [preschooler] can you tell us a rule in your family?"
"don't... sit on the toilet... backwards."
"don't... sit on the toilet... backwards."
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"I have another question! What time is it?"
"Uh, I don't have my watch with me, but judging from the tilt of the sun it's-"
"WRONG! It's TEA TIME!!"
"Uh, I don't have my watch with me, but judging from the tilt of the sun it's-"
"WRONG! It's TEA TIME!!"
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"i'm going to gargle your eyeballs"
"give me 2000$"
"Why?"
"i want a snake"
"no im saving for college"
"college is unnecessary"
"give me 2000$"
"Why?"
"i want a snake"
"no im saving for college"
"college is unnecessary"
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theskyistillred
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!"
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