Scioly Assassination 157: You Are Cordially Invited

[Pebble]

Let me recite what the great web based aristocrat solvers have told me: "SWEATER WEATHER, YELLOW GREEN WONDER WHAT THE PLANT HAS SEEN AARON ALFIN ASHLEY DEAREST."
Basically, this is definitely not an aristocrat.

[AstroClarinet]

Let me recite what the great web based aristocrat solvers have told me: "SWEATER WEATHER, YELLOW GREEN WONDER WHAT THE PLANT HAS SEEN AARON ALFIN ASHLEY DEAREST."
Basically, this is definitely not an aristocrat.

No this looks correct

I protect Booknerd on account that Booknerd has plants named Aaron and Alvin.

[Pebble]

Seems legit

[LittleMissNyan]

I protect myself just in case that doesn't work (yellow and green sweaters and "what the plant has seen" = Chara and Asriel Dreemurr)

EDIT: OH WAIT NO UMAROTH YOU'RE DEAD I protect Booknerd instead for above reasoning if anyone wants to protect me that'd be great

[aakoala]

I'll protect LittleMissNyan for above the above reasoning.

[Umaroth]

I protect myself just in case that doesn't work (yellow and green sweaters and "what the plant has seen" = Chara and Asriel Dreemurr)

EDIT: OH WAIT NO UMAROTH YOU'RE DEAD I protect Booknerd instead for above reasoning if anyone wants to protect me that'd be great

Oops ghosty noises

[Assassinator]

BOOKNERD LIVES ANOTHER DAY. GIVE A ‘HEAR-HEAR’
WE REMIND YOU THAT GHOSTS CAN NOT SPEAK, AND, IN FACT, DO NOT EXIST. PROBABLY
<<you find suspisciously creaky stairs. they are suspiscious and so you must go up them>>
U+1F41D U+1F3BA U+1F3B7
<<you go up the stairs and find a tower. you open the hatch door to see a night sky full of stars. as you step out into the night sky you notice two things. firstly, that there’s a telescope focused precisely on some tiny purple dot. second, that there’s a pile of sky maps that will help you figure out what the purple dot is>>
4 hours later
<<you sob because all the dots are purple and there is no way of determining one from another. luckily, your hunched posture makes it possible for you to see a book about Pluto discarded on the ground, and you decide to assume that the dot the telescope was focused on was Pluto>>

[Pebble]

I protect AstroClarinet because their pfp is a picture of Pluto and yeah basically that's it.

[LittleMissNyan]

White text says U+1F41D U+1F3BA U+1F3B7, which is Unicode for

hey sassy you misspelled "suspiciously"

[aakoala]

Using the above information, "bee trumpet saxophone," I found that on the scioly discord, Thelium sent videos about both trumpets and saxophones. I agree with pebble's protect but I'm also going to protect Thelium for the instrument videos

EDIT: searching up "tiny purple dots" on goodle yields "Purpura" which is blood pooling underneath the skin.
Searching up "tiny purple dots astronomy" also yields a skin condition (not related to astronomy ), called petechiae (also bleeding under the skin)
Additionally, Thelium (epithelium, the user's name) is "the thin tissue forming the outer layer of a body's surface and lining the alimentary canal and other hollow structures." Which i'm assuming is skin. I back up my claim on protecting Thelium.