Scioly.org Superlatives 2021

[thegroundsloth]

It's that time again! For those of you who don't know what this is, it's a (mostly) annual occurrence where users are nominated for different categories, and are voted on, similar to what is done in many schools. You can see the previous years' threads here: 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014 2016 2017 2018, 2019, 2020

The categories are as follows:

- Best Administrator
- Best Assassinator
- Best Cult (refers to cults organized around specific events, such as Entomology)
- Best Cult Member (refers to cults organized around specific events, such as Entomology)
- Best Global Moderator
- Best WikiMod
- Best Gallery Moderator
- Best Officer (on the assassinator games)
- Best Assassination Game
- Best Signature
- Best Thread
- Biggest Nerd
- Biggest Procrastinator
- Biggest Troll
- Clumsiest/Most Accident-Prone
- Funniest
- Future Dictator
- Future Mad Scientist
- Future National Tournament Director
- Future Nobel Prize Winner
- Head of Grammar Police
- Least Likely to Have a Social Life
- Least Likely to Sleep, Period.
- Most Athletic
- Most Creative
- Most Dedicated
- Most Helpful - split into Div B, C, and D
- Most Likely to Become a Teacher or Professor
- Most Likely to Sleep in Class
- Most Likely to Write a Novel
- Most Musical
- Most Original Username
- Most Painfully Intellectual
- Most Socially Awkward
- Best Pet
- Best Wiki Page
- Best Username Overall
- Most Likely to Win LMMM at Nationals
- Wastes most time on Scioly.org

New Categories added for this year:
- Best shoulder to cry on
- Best Scioly Season

Nominations for each category can be submitted here. Nominations end at 11:59 P.M. PST on Sunday, June 6, 2021. Voting will begin shortly afterward, and the link to that will be added to this title post.

Also, there is a field at the end of the form for nominating new categories, if you would like to suggest any for future years (you may also post such suggestions in this thread). If we, the staff, consider them to be great nominations, we will add them to to future years' or even this year's superlatives.

[pikachu4919]

Hello everyone!

I am the worst insomniac and procrastinator, trust me, even tho I'm not nominated in any category. Anyways, you can vote now.

You only get one vote, and polls close at 11:59 PM PDT on July 4. You are allowed to change your ballot choices at any point tho.

Also, since I had a lot to deal with and didn't get to collect all the pet pics, if you have a pet that is nominated and would like to submit a photo for voters to see, send them to me via forums PM or via Discord.

Happy voting!

[AstroClarinet]

Results

Italics indicate categories that were new for this year. Brackets indicate number of times that user has previously won that category.

Best Administrator - bernard {2}
Best Global Moderator - pepperonipi
Best WikiMod - jaspattack
Best Gallery Moderator - samy-oak-tree
Best Assassinator - Pi-Bot
Best Officer - SilverBreeze {2}
Best Assassination Game - SciOly Assassination 153: Scythe
Best Cult - MTV
Best Cult Member - kh.aotic (Scythe#6585)
Best Signature - 404ic
Best Thread - Your Daily Random Comment {8}
Biggest Nerd - 404ic
Biggest Procrastinator - twoplustwoisten
Biggest Troll - sAkEtH
Clumsiest/Most Accident-Prone - rachel12
Funniest - bearasauras {7}
Future Dictator - Pi-Bot
Future Mad Scientist - TheChiScientist {3}
Future Nationals Tournament Director - bearasauras {4}
Future Nobel Prize Winner - SilverBreeze
Head of Grammar Police - SilverBreeze
Least Likely to Have a Social Life - Tailsfan101
Least Likely to Sleep, Period. - rachel12
Most Athletic - Giantpants
Most Creative - SilverBreeze
Most Helpful (Div B) - azboy1910
Most Helpful (Div C) - SilverBreeze
Most Helpful (Div D) - SEE BELOW
Most Likely to Become a Teacher or Professor - gz839918
Most Likely to Sleep in Class - rachel12
Most Likely to Write a Novel - kate! {3}
Most Musical - bernard
Most Original Username - SEE BELOW
Most Painfully Intellectual - 404ic
Most Socially Awkward - sociallyawkwardchild
Best Pet - Dio (kh.aotic's pigeon)
Best Wiki Page - Scioly.org:Uwumain
Best Userpage - pepperonipi's Userpage {2}
Best Username Overall - Person {2}
Most Likely to Win LMMM at Nationals - sciolyperson1 {2}
Wastes Most Time on Scioly.org - sciolyperson1 {2}
Best Shoulder to Cry On - SilverBreeze
Best Scioly Season - 2022

Full Results

Also, we have had a tie in two categories! In order to break the ties, we will have a run-off vote until July 10 at 11:59 PM PST. Vote in the run-off here!

[SilverBreeze]

Congrats everyone!

Thought: Should we retire the Grammar Police superlative? I don't think there's anyone in the community who constantly corrects other people's grammar, right? When I won it I got really worried that people thought I was always correcting their grammar, then realized it was just because I use capitalization and punctuation on discord. I might just be oversensitive, but the title has lost that "tongue-in-cheek" feeling for me (I don't like the unintentional implication that, just because I prefer using standard grammar on discord, I'm forcing it on everyone else).

[Tailsfan101]

Funny that I won "Least Likely to Have a Social Life" when I'm about the most extroverted person I know...

[Fyren]

I missed the voting period.
Congratulations everyone!

[Umaroth]

Balsa man

[imaditi]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I MISSED THE VOTING TOOOOOOOOOOA DLSKJALMLXASJK
congrats EVERYONEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[TheChiScientist]

Once again having plans for world domination get you called a mad scientist. Note to self consider weaponizing Pi Bot Beta

[pikachu4919]

And the run-off results are in!

Most Helpful (Div D) - bearasauras

And by a very narrow percent margin....

Most Original Username - Name

Pie charts here!

Congratulations to everyone!