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Here's one. A baby seal walked into a club.
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dude, keamo you're in the same place as me(i'm talking about your profile's location)
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heres a good one...

whats the unscientific definition of a cation???

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Imagine you have a friend named Jack, one day he was riding on a horse and suddenly the horse started bouncing up and down and all the way around going crazy and whatnot. And you were watching this ordeal in the process, would you help jack off the horse?
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Please, no pervertedness >>

How do you get two charizards and three bulbasaurs on a bus?

You Poke 'em on! :D
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cypressfalls Robert wrote:Imagine you have a friend named Jack, one day he was riding on a horse and suddenly the horse started bouncing up and down and all the way around going crazy and whatnot. And you were watching this ordeal in the process, would you help jack off the horse?
>_>
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Avis_de-Incendia wrote:Please, no pervertedness >>

How do you get two charizards and three bulbasaurs on a bus?

You Poke 'em on! :D
What do you mean......why are you thinking pervertedly?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs <-- this one's for Avis_de-Incendia
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cypressfalls Robert wrote:Imagine you have a friend named Jack, one day he was riding on a horse and suddenly the horse started bouncing up and down and all the way around going crazy and whatnot. And you were watching this ordeal in the process, would you help jack off the horse?
>_> what a lame joke
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sciolykid101 wrote:
cypressfalls Robert wrote:Imagine you have a friend named Jack, one day he was riding on a horse and suddenly the horse started bouncing up and down and all the way around going crazy and whatnot. And you were watching this ordeal in the process, would you help jack off the horse?
>_> what a lame joke
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