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"If you drop a feather and an anvil they fall at the same rate therefore Minecraft canonically has no atmosphere thank you for coming to my TED talk"
".....what about suffocating?"
"What about suffocating?"
".....what about suffocating?"
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“Down with boneless wings! Wet tenders forever! Down with boneless wings! Wet tenders forever!”
Don’t ask me what that means...
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"Would you want to be shocked so hard you start writhing through JELLO? I wouldn't."
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"Yo, Pizza, whatchu want?"
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BONELESS Pizza, and a 2 Liter of Coke?"
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BONELESS Pizza, and a 2 Liter of Coke?"
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"Lieberman estimate of monkey space"
A scientist named Philip Lieberman was studying monkeys. He was studying how monkeys make vowels. Vowels mostly correspond to the amount of space in a monkey's mouth, so the range of vowels is called a vowel space. So, some scientists study human (vowel) spaces, and other scientists study monkey spaces.
A scientist named Philip Lieberman was studying monkeys. He was studying how monkeys make vowels. Vowels mostly correspond to the amount of space in a monkey's mouth, so the range of vowels is called a vowel space. So, some scientists study human (vowel) spaces, and other scientists study monkey spaces.
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"I'm drowning the Aquatic Macaw." ~Fyren
It was during a WHAP Kahoot game, but I guess that makes it even more confusing.
It was during a WHAP Kahoot game, but I guess that makes it even more confusing.
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"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense. You've gotta believe me."
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"Yeah, but at least they got the tent off of that stove."
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