Scioly Assassination 155: The Final Inception

[k1208438]

I accuse Fyren for various reasons including: “everywhere and nowhere”, corn, and the rlly sus response she gave in ydrc.

god please no

[AstroClarinet]

Since we have more protects, I protect EastStroudsburg13 because "future dictator."

[LittleMissNyan]

-=+[World: Protogyn, Year: -2021]+=-

“How were we going to kill Hugo again?”

“For Pete’s sake how many times to I need to tell you? We’re going to propagate a tank from the 5th dimension onto Earth in 2021, and execute order 66 on him, removing him from all timelines and getting us closer to winning the game!”

“Oh! But the physicists just saved him!”

“Nards! Onto plan D then.”

“Oh! What’s that again?”

“You’re hopeless let me do it. You can’t even eradicate HugoTroop using my clue idea, so how are you going to get any kills?”
“Just give me one more chance!”

“No.”

“Please? I did get picked after all not you!”

“No.”

“What if I promise to kill someone with a cherry on top?”

“Your ignorance is quite obnoxious. Go and fail to kill someone again I don’t care”

“Yay!”

*Meanwhile on Earth 2 dimensions and a couple billion light years over and blueshifted a tad*

HugoTroop: Well none of us are dead yet, so I think we’re doing ok!

Jaspattack: Yeah! Good jo- *Disappears*

*Thinking ensues as people try to deduce who the demigods are*

Booknerd: I’ve got it! Fyren is an interstellar imposter! Clearly BennyTheJett felt bad and wanted to let Fyren have another chance at immortality and the Assassinator account to actually get some more clues in!

k1208438: No! At least let her get a couple clues in this time! What are you thinking!?

*All the screens go black. The president is out at lunch. This is very bad*

Suddenly a voice boomed through the intercoms:

“Is this working? Oh I blew your ear drums out? Ok!”

*Horrid noises as the microphone is being adjusted*

“Alright where was I….. Oh! Yeah sorry I’m not Fyren, but thanks for playing and you’re welcome to guess wrong again!”

*Evil Laughing*

“Unfortunately HugoTroop was protected by the physicists, so we will honor our agreement and keep him along with you for now. Now where the end transmission button?”

*Screens return to normal*

Booknerd: No! I screwed it up!

k1208438: Yeah nice job……

HugoTroop: It’s ok, we have plenty of time and I’m still here to help!

AstroClarinet: Yeah Hugo’s right don’t worry about it.

*Screens go black again*

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“Oops I forgot to mute the transmitter for when I lurk and watch your every move! I’ll leave now.”

*Screens become glitched*

Sciolyperson1: *just returning from lunch break* Lovely. Just lovely.

[sneepity]

I've tried a bunch of brute force decrypts,,, it didn't work. I don't even know what that mess is.
protogyn seems to be a medicine
not sure if this is relevant, but order 66 is from Star Wars. here's what wikipedia says:
"Order 66, also known as Clone Protocol 66, was a top secret order identifying all Jedi as traitors to the Galactic Republic and, therefore, subject to summary execution by the Grand Army of the Republic."
makes me think soosie likes star wars.
"blueshift" has to do something with astro
demigods, well the first thing that comes to mind is percy jackson
"get busy livin' or get busy dying'".. fall out boy.
the apostrophes make me think of twoplustwoisten. they've been using them a lot on discord.
edits: adding stuff

[AstroClarinet]

Protogyn is more likely referring to protogynous hermaphroditism, which comes up in Water Quality fairly often (an organism that goes from female to male)
Lord space and time can violate locality, very powerful indeed

[sneepity]

the astro part of the clue and the star wars actually made me think of AstroClarinet.
Just like they said, they've done Astro and Water quality (in the signature).
Is it worth a protect?

[sneepity]

Oh did I mention that we can kill ourselves without ending the game due to our roles in spacetime and a little bit of divine intervention? I didn't? Oh ok. Consider yourselves warned.

[sneepity]

Oh did I mention that we can kill ourselves without ending the game due to our roles in spacetime and a little bit of divine intervention? I didn't? Oh ok. Consider yourselves warned.

from this, it makes me think that the sassy is killing themselves now?
I protect AstroClarinet.
and the sassy's signature is a song by fall out boy
OH GOD I JUST PROTECTED THE SASSY I THINK
-astroclarinet's interests include astrophysics
-recent sassy post in astro by sassy, asking about the bullet cluster
-the bullet cluster is something interesting for astrophysicists
:MonkaS:

[caitlinwithaC]

Ah, rip Jasp for real this time. That string of letters and numbers is probably not hex or base 36 or, I dunno, any other base system (62?). That much is obvious; I don't think they'd do it again.
Should we go for the accuse on Benny or wait for another few clues?
Does "I did get picked after all not you!" indicate that one of the sassies is not known by Fyren/Benny?
Also, they really are serious about going for mods.

[AstroClarinet]

Oh did I mention that we can kill ourselves without ending the game due to our roles in spacetime and a little bit of divine intervention? I didn't? Oh ok. Consider yourselves warned.

from this, it makes me think that the sassy is killing themselves now?
I protect AstroClarinet.
and the sassy's signature is a song by fall out boy
OH GOD I JUST PROTECTED THE SASSY I THINK
-astroclarinet's interests include astrophysics
-recent sassy post in astro by sassy, asking about the bullet cluster
-the bullet cluster is something interesting for astrophysicists
:MonkaS:

I'm honored to be protected and suspected for the first time in the same post, but I don't think me doing astro and enjoying it is much evidence for me being a sassy; that's hardly a unique characteristic.

And I don't think we'll know for sure who's being targeted until someone manages to decrypt that code.