Scioly Assassination 155: The Final Inception

[twoplustwoisten]

What do you think, Lord Time? Who should we target?

I dunno.

Ok?

Well we need to be on time!

Ok!

I’ve got it!

I love philosophy, don’t you? I enjoy contemplating how the world works and why things are the way they are. Shall I end it all today or tomorrow? Tomorrow sounds preferable, thank you.

We’re like knights. Chaotic neutral, but with conflicting interests to that of you all. We have honor, respect, and dignity.

Well history has shown us what happens to those who follow royalty.
Well that is true! Legends are one to be behold! Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Medieval Dimension?

Medieval Dimension.
*Insert epic transition*
Well Well Well. I see you chose to take us to the Avalon Dimension!

Of course! What other medieval dimension would I take you to?

Good point.

Soooo. Victim?

Well I am thinking something along the lines of someone of a higher order. Maybe a nobleman?

I like it! Well? How shall we do it?

Hmm. I think a healthy dose of explosives would be good. Maybe using a RC buggy?

Good! Good!

All this talk is making me hungry. Where can one find burgers in the medieval era?

Really?!? Burgers? Fine, we can look for some usable meat around here I guess.

You do that. I’ll start conjuring some explosives and a grill. I always wanted to mess around with the dark arts.

[agneg05]

I think nobleman refers to an exalted member, and RC buggy is referring to Battery Buggy? I could be totally wrong, but didn't sciolyperson1 and builderguy135 do Battery Buggy last year, so maybe it's one of them?

[jaspattack]

My gut feeling is MadCow (battery buggy and burgers) but feel free to add in your own guesses.

[caitlinwithaC]

So nobleman is probably exalted or higher, and RC buggy -> battery buggy?

Checking the battery buggy wiki page, the member name that jumps out at me is Madcow. Thoughts?

[agneg05]

Oh, I didn't know MadCow did battery buggy! Yeah, that makes more sense.

[twoplustwoisten]

I'll protect MadCow2357 because battery buggy + burgers

[Fyren]

Please don't make MadCow into a burger if it's him...

[Umaroth]

Oops didn't realize this started lol

First thing I saw was Avalon, which was Madcow's game (Sassy 144), and with everything else I think it's safe to say he's the target

[space-egg]

We’re like knights. Chaotic neutral, but with conflicting interests to that of you all. We have honor, respect, and dignity.

This could be an ID clue. Chaotic neutral is part of the DnD alignment chart, so the sassy might play DnD. BennyTheJett used "Chaotic Evil", another part of the alignment chart to describe boba in his most recent post. The alignment chart is somewhat well-known as a meme outside of DnD, so it may just be a coincidence or not matter at all though.

I love philosophy, don’t you? I enjoy contemplating how the world works and why things are the way they are.

If you search "philosophy" on the scioly Discord, one of the only messages is from a conversation where BennyTheJett was talking about philosophy and getting philosophical. Again, this may just be a coincidence but I think it's worth noting.

[sneepity]

So could both Benny and Madcow be the target? since the game may target more than one person
I'll protect Benny since there's still protects lying around I guess.