Corrupt a Wish

[Things2do]

Granted, all of your water immediately has funny residues, no waiting required.

I wish the leads on the LED bulbs in my Christmas lights would stop randomly breaking without reason.

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but now the power goes out.
I wish for less acne.

[Things2do]

Granted, you now have burrowing worms instead of acne.

I wish people would realize that money doesn't grow on trees.

[Creationist127]

Granted. Now money starts growing on trees, but nobody realizes it.

I wish winter break were over already...

[BennyTheJett]

Granted, but then you have to no-show nats.

I wish I could leave Wisconsin.

[MorningCoffee]

Granted, you now live in Antarctica.

I wish I was able to take naps in the middle of the day, rather than just laying awake for an hour and giving up.

[twoplustwoisten]

Granted, you now only sleep for 3 hours during the afternoon

I wish I could make good food

[BennyTheJett]

Granted, but then you can't eat it.

I wish I could write better tests.

[Fyren]

Granted, but your test writing ability becomes so incredible that no tournament will let you write for them because they are too good for any competitor.
I wish I could be friends with the neighborhood squirrels.

[ZachMUHS]

Granted, but now they are your only friends.

I wish I could have a more consistent Gravity Vehicle.