Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

[Fyren]

Some tidbits from talking to myself in my head in the last five minutes...
"OH NO, IT'S THE SEVERE VIRUS BROC. COLI!"
"It's legally not a cracker. "

[kleinerPanzer]

With context, and to myself, these make perfect sense, but to someone who doesn't know what's going on, it'll be confusing.

"There's five fishbeds on my tail"

"Get that farmer off me"

[LittleMissNyan]

"christmas night: go to sleep children, santa's in the high risk category and won't come unless you're 6 feet away"
"HE IS IMMORTAL"
"HE'S HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD IF THAT'S NOT HIGH RISK WHAT IS"

[kleinerPanzer]

"Why did they use Sparty's fursona?!"

[kleinerPanzer]

"hit over the head with a building"

[raytay]

“don’t worry, you’ll get to the funky mice.”

[NeBH]

"Taken-sniper-Nerf-gun" - my little sister, the Hunter Blueberry

Also, in reference to the above: (Click to Show Hidden Text)

 "It hardly does any damage, but it sounds good," and "Is that a raid?"

[SilverBreeze]

With context, and to myself, these make perfect sense, but to someone who doesn't know what's going on, it'll be confusing.

"There's five fishbeds on my tail"

"Get that farmer off me"

Some kind of game?

[Umaroth]

The Gulf Stream pays tribute to the colonizer overlords

[Things2do]

"I just sat... On the United States."