Scioly Assassination 152: Doofenshmirtz Evil, Incorporated!

[Booknerd]

“There you are, agents of the O.W.C.A.! This is Major Monogram speaking. We have intercepted several documents from—you guessed it—Doctor Doofenshmirtz, indicating that he’s cooked up many more plans endangering the Tri-State Area. Your mission is to figure out his plans and save those in danger. Good luck, agents!”
Rules:

1. The officers will be the first five to follow the instructions in the clue below. Put a bit of thought in first, though: if you haven’t been around very long, it is less likely that you will be able to identify the Assassinator or the targets.
2. There will be no “informants”, but anyone may post.
3. People will die. Once they have died, they may post one and only one “ghost post”. This post may be about anything, including clue solutions.
4. The Assassinator will post clues which plainly point to their next victim, and may also contain clues about their identity. Each clue will target one and only one victim, unless the Assassinator specifies otherwise.
5. Officers will be allowed 48 hours after each clue to protect a user, and must use the template “I protect [username] because [reason].”
6. Each officer may protect one person per clue. They may not change their protect mid-clue, unless the Assassinator specifies otherwise.
7. Each time an officer correctly protects someone, they earn one “accusation”, which you can later use to accuse a user of being the Assassinator. Officers start with zero accusations.
8. To accuse someone of being the Assassinator, you must say “I accuse [username] of being the Assassinator because [reasoning].” You may only accuse if you have an accusation available. If you accuse someone incorrectly, the accused user will die.
9. The officers will win if someone correctly identifies the Assassinator. The Assassinator will win if 10 people die—whether by the Assassinator’s hand or by incorrect accusation.
10. The Assassinator will continue to post with their normal account, and may provide hints there.
11. Neither HugoTroop nor Creationist127 may accuse or help solve ID clues, as they both know the Assassinator’s identity. They may be officers or help out with kill clues, if they wish.
12. If the Assassinator does not reply 5 days after the previous clue was given, each officer will be given a free accusation. This accusation must be used the next time the officer posts, and may not be stored up for later.
13. The Assassinator reserves the right to add to these rules later, if necessary.

The game will start when 5 officers are found.

Clue (Click to Show Hidden Text)

 LIPDAWOOWOOEJWPKNSEPDWJWJEIWHPDWPOPWNPOSEPDPDAOWIAHAPPANWOUKQNQOANJWIA 

[Booknerd]

I just thought that I would at least just throw this out there, this game's theme is Phineas and Ferb which is giving me flashbacks to what happened last game: viewtopic.php?f=344&t=18436&start=40 It's definitely really early for ideas about ID but I would think that the sassy would be someone who was playing earlier on in the game, or at least someone who was watching. But it's way too early and this is just a guess so don't take what I'm saying right now too seriously.

[k1208438]

Well there goes my chance at officer(not that I'd be able to contribute anyways)

[k1208438]

Also just going to point out that in the link Umaroth is the first on to bring up the topic of Doofenshmirtz inc

[Fyren]

Let's see how this goes.

[sneepity]

Three officers have been chosen, so far...

[twoplustwoisten]

Given the theme, I can't read 'Assassinator' with normal inflections [uh-SA-sin-ay-tor], it's turning into [a-SASS-ee-nay-tor]

[Assassinator]

The officers, O.W.C.A. agents, are:
Booknerd the Bear,
sciolyperson1 the Skunk,
builderguy135 the Bat,
DatSciolyBoi the Dugong, and
hmmm the Hawk.

“There you are, Agents. Dr. Doofenshmirtz has recently placed an online order for over two hundred items. We have intercepted the receipt, but someone forgot to turn on the descrambler before he downloaded it. cough CARL cough…”
“Sorry, I was in the middle of a game of Among Us!”
“Anyway, you know the drill. Find out what Doofenshmirtz is up to, and put a stop to it!”

RECEIPT (Click to Show Hidden Text)

Frg lccwiif jwgmp-wkb janv gtejh
Yfyt hwbbesgw
Vxgv kqpn qtcpu
Svt pzri rci
Mymtxg-cbei pmvt-ofpv fiimvvkia
Dgv gqtg dy Jgtebra'j wqyzrx tsfi
Wcx jykx wu Mvqomm Pkdst

You have 48 hours to protect the target.

[builderguy135]

vigenere cipher, key is "receipt":
One hundred forty-six blue crabs
Four dominoes
Nine golf balls
One wing nut
Thirty-nine nine-volt batteries
One copy of Scratch's source code
One suit of Temmie Armor

[k1208438]

vigenere cipher, key is "receipt":
One hundred forty-six blue crabs
Four dominoes
Nine golf balls
One wing nut
Thirty-nine nine-volt batteries
One copy of Scratch's source code
One suit of Temmie Armor

Blue crabs: Maryland
Dominoes and golf balls: Mopple
Wing nut and batteries: Battery Buggy
Scratch: Game On
Temmie Armor: hOi!!
Conclusion: it me