Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

[NeBH]

"Unfortunately, the water department forgot to replace the cover on a manhole, and the watermelon falls into a 3.0-m-deep hole."

[HugoTroop]

[Rolls car three times]
"And that's how you do a handbrake turn"

[sneepity]

"Alright so we've got Tapu Koko, Tapu Lele, Tapu Bulu, and Tapu Cease Existence"

"dē, dé, dě, *dinosaur screaming*

[twoplustwoisten]

"Pacifist does not mean 'pass your fist' across someone's face."

"Aww. . ."

[Things2do]

"Great Wall Motors Wingle"

[HugoTroop]

"I left my liver at home"

[HugoTroop]

"Today, I will be making acrylic paint, enamel paint, oil paint, metallic paint.... and, as usual, disgusting mud!"

[HugoTroop]

"I've heard of the time-travelling helicopter but I've never seen it 'till now!"
"Yes, it's the Spirit of Vietnam!"

[LittleMissNyan]

“How do you amputate a stick in your eye?”

[MorningCoffee]

"It's a... spanish ham holder. I sure think that's yummy though"