Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Efesa · Post by **Efesa** » October 1st, 2020, 10:29 am

I could beat Dream with full netherite with only my fist lol

raytay · Post by **raytay** » October 1st, 2020, 1:36 pm

*walks into classroom to see someone spinning in a spinny chair quoting Shakespeare*

Efesa · Post by **Efesa** » October 1st, 2020, 2:07 pm

*Notices raytay aggressively dancing while drinking diluted water*

TheChiScientist · Post by **TheChiScientist** » October 1st, 2020, 5:38 pm

"Patterson, fire a warning shot."
"Sir, this is a M32 Grenade Launcher"
"ah Potato-Potato just fire it"
*pop*

Fyren · Post by **Fyren** » October 3rd, 2020, 8:42 am

"Aww, look at her dancing cutely by herself! Wonder what she's dancing to..."
"Oh, it's just this really good song! I don't think you'd know it, though..."
In her head: SHRIEKS OF PAIN FROM HER ENEMIES

userpage · Post by **HugoTroop** » October 3rd, 2020, 9:34 pm

"[The middle school boys] are on the phone with Senator McCarthy as you type"

userpage · Post by **HugoTroop** » October 3rd, 2020, 11:32 pm

"Do you think Anna Karenina is enough [to kill the Brown Recluse]?"
*some time later*
"Okay, just killed it with [someone else's] bottle of hot sauce"

userpage · Post by **HugoTroop** » October 4th, 2020, 8:00 pm

"I'm going to take his will and his inheritance and make sure he does 20 push-ups for the rest of his life"

userpage · Post by **HugoTroop** » October 5th, 2020, 4:27 pm

"How did I just duplication-glitch my earbuds?"

userpage · Post by **HugoTroop** » October 5th, 2020, 8:11 pm

(lol 5 posts)

"How do I dramatize a Google Doc?"

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