Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

[raytay]

Sans x ketchup x Pikachu

excuse me WHAT?
(and I thought the fanfics I read were strange...)

[sneepity]

Sans x ketchup x Pikachu

excuse me WHAT?
(and I thought the fanfics I read were strange...)

LOL sans fangirls

[HugoTroop]

“Indiana Jones and the Slightly Askew Roof”

[HugoTroop]

“if you sad in life, use MSG. if you happy in life, use MSG”

[HugoTroop]

“boston massachusetts works at goth ihop”

[HugoTroop]

(oh gosh quad post)

“Target is where tanks go to die”

“that was some Dukes of Moscow stuff”

“Where’d you get that intel?”
“a box of cracker jacks”

“you’re kinda a barbecue right now”
“that’s what the fences are for”

[sneepity]

needle boy says that he wants to eat fruit gummy and grillcheese in his hole

[SilverBreeze]

"Flerp? Is that a word? Flerp!"
"Fleeerp! Flerp is a word now."

[HugoTroop]

“Let Downton Abbey marry the cultist”

[Umaroth]

"It sounds like a farting motorcycle"