Corrupt a Wish

[danger will robinson]

Granted, but then ir would come waaaaaaay too fast and you would fail because you didn't study enough and this would make your team hate you and you'd get kicked off the team which would make you get depressed and you'd committ suicide and your parent would get so sad that they'd do the same thing and then their friends would be sad and commit suicide and thier would be this whole chain reaction where everybody on earth died...so yeah. Don't wish for it to come sooner...bad.

What if that happened?

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

if everyone on earth died, then the Martians, who are secretly watching and mocking us, would come to earth and have a disco party in celebration. then they would go back to mars and use earth as a lovely vacation home. eventually Martians would rule the entire universe, until they became so overcome with grief at all the death and destruction they caused that they all committed suicide.

i wish that A.) the earthlings wouldn't commit suicide, and B.) the Martians wouldn't commit suicide.

[Livurlife13]

granted but then the earthlings and martians would be so unhappy with their lives and the people around them that they would try and destroy the whole planet along with them

[Livurlife13]

oops, i forgot to wish...
I wish my geometry teacher didn't insist on giving homework everyday no matter what

[zeldamaniac95]

You wouldn't learn the information and could fail your next test.

I wish I could magically see the answers on the test so I could bubble them in while I see them.

[Liv]

Granted, WATCH OUT!!!! You fall and I stab your eyes with a knife. My Bad!!


I wish my cat would stop eating ear wax(do not ask)

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

granted, but then you do.
i wish i had some coffee ice cream.

[crabnebula143]

Granted but then you would eat so much you'd get sick + miss States/Nats...

I wish people in this world would stop being obnoxious.

[sewforlife]

granted, but then everyone would be nice and kind and there would be no wars, and those people who are sadistic would die from boredom.

I wish I had more time

[soobsession]

granted, but then youd have more time to waste

i wish squirrels wouldn't climb onto the birdfeeder