Corrupt a Wish

[CookiePie1]

granted, but then you'd get corona and not be able to get a hospital bed

i wish to not be so bored

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but now you are occupied with running away from a serial murderer.

I wish I weren't hungry right now.

[Giantpants]

Granted, but you’re too busy eating the food to satiate the hunger that you don’t truly enjoy it lol

I wish I understood what was happening with this whole online school system my school is starting tomorrow.
Also the reference thing was from a Fall Out Boy song but it was a lesser known and older song so whatever lol

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but then everyone else doesn't and school resumes and your teachers mark you absent.

I wish we were all more aware of each others' emotions.

[theskyisred]

Granted, but now all the bad people out there take advantage of their knowledge and use it to bully others.

I wish my stove would work faster.

[Giantpants]

Granted, but now it works too well and is a fire hazard

I wish I could walk on water

[Creationist127]

Granted, but you can only swim in land.

I wish I could be less productive, but look like I was being more productive.

[HugoTroop]

Granted, now everyone has ridiculously high expectations for you that you will never meet.

(hopefully this revive works well lmao)

I wish i could cram more notes into one binder

[Booknerd]

Granted, but now you don’t remember anything off the top of your head.

I wish my avocado plants grow faster.

[HugoTroop]

Granted, you now have a 5 second window to harvest and consume them before they over-ripen

I wish i could wake up earlier on a regular basis