Scioly Assassination 148: 5361766520746865207369746521

[HugoTroop]

22 century starts in 80 years. Or 79 years and ~6 months, if you will.

The words for the nail polishes are (from the website/company essie):

fashion playground
russian roulette
bolt and be bold
nailed it!
wicked
tailor made with love
not just a pretty face
eternal optimist
polar-izing

[Torchic]

(Trying to say something/help/put in my opinion before my parents kick me off)

As a continuation/change to my earlier statement, perhaps the Sassassinator is asking when the 22nd century starts, which is Jan 1st, 2101

[HugoTroop]

So we have 22nd century

A bunch of nail polishes (don't really have a lead on exactly what they are yet)

and this for the sig:

893689003687003680066300486373300738368336003680066300646300896003680066300847330073836
=====
79767005478:
sneepity
Umaroth (1 PT)
LittleMissNyan
SilverBreeze (1 PT)
Torchic (1 PT)
=====
3323: bernard

I think the signature numbers have something to do with letters on a numpad?

1 - Nothing
2 - ABC
3 - DEF
4 - GHI
5 - JKL
6 - MNO
7 - PQRS
8 - TUV
9 - WXYZ
0 - Space

[HugoTroop]

(Trying to say something/help/put in my opinion before my parents kick me off)

As a continuation/change to my earlier statement, perhaps the Sassassinator is asking when the 22nd century starts, which is Jan 1st, 2101

1/1/2101

Zip code 112101 is in Brooklyn, New York City.

[jaggie34]

(Trying to say something/help/put in my opinion before my parents kick me off)

As a continuation/change to my earlier statement, perhaps the Sassassinator is asking when the 22nd century starts, which is Jan 1st, 2101

1/1/2101

Zip code 112101 is in Brooklyn, New York City.

uhhh zip codes are 5 numbers...

[Booknerd]

(Trying to say something/help/put in my opinion before my parents kick me off)

As a continuation/change to my earlier statement, perhaps the Sassassinator is asking when the 22nd century starts, which is Jan 1st, 2101

1/1/2101

Zip code 112101 is in Brooklyn, New York City.

If you get the numbers 112101 and the names of the nail polishes, and find the corresponding number to letter in each nail polish, you get:
1: fashion playground
1: russian roulette
2: bolt and be bold
1: nailed it!
0: wicked
1: tailor made with love
1: not just a pretty face
1: eternal optimist
2: polar-izing

"FRONT NEO"

[sneepity]

Decoding 893689003687003680066300486373300738368336003680066300646300896003680066300847330073836 as a numpad entry, word by word

893689 = TUV | WXYZ | DEF | MNO | TUV | WXYZ (not sure)
3687 = DEF | MNO | TUV | PQRS (could be DOTS)
368 = DEF | MNO } TUV (probably DOT)
663 = MNO | GHI | DEF (probably MOD)
4863733 = GHI | TUV | MNO | DEF | PQRS | DEF | DEF (not sure)
738368336 = PQRS | DEF | TUV | DEF | MNO | TUV | DEF | DEF | MNO (not sure)
368 = DEF | MNO | TUV (probably DOT, again)
663 = MNO | MNO | DEF (probably MOD, again)
6463 = MNO | GHI | MNO | DEF (probably MIND)
896 = TUV | WXYZ | MNO (probably TWO)
368 = DEF | MNO | TUV (probably DOT, again)
663 = MNO | MNO | DEF (probably MOD, again)
84733 = TUV | GHI | PQRS | DEF | DEF (not sure)
73836 PQRS | DEF | TUV | DEF | MNO (not sure)

[HugoTroop]

(Trying to say something/help/put in my opinion before my parents kick me off)

As a continuation/change to my earlier statement, perhaps the Sassassinator is asking when the 22nd century starts, which is Jan 1st, 2101

1/1/2101

Zip code 112101 is in Brooklyn, New York City.

uhhh zip codes are 5 numbers...

Yeah my bad, mistyped it without the last number..... pretend that didn't happen

[jaggie34]

893689003687003680066300486373300738368336003680066300646300896003680066300847330073836 ->
24.117.192.137
(twenty four dot one hundred seventeen dot one nine two dot one three seven)

Location is Boise, Idaho
Sparklight is registrant

[Torchic]

893689003687003680066300486373300738368336003680066300646300896003680066300847330073836 ->
24.117.192.137
(twenty four dot one hundred seventeen dot one nine two dot one three seven)

Location is Boise, Idaho
Sparklight is registrant

I was almost done translating it -
Dang everyone is like really fast now