Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"WHY DO YOU ALL SUCK AT DRAWING! THAT ISN'T A ****ING BOOMILEVER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -Nydauron
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"I just wanted an excuse to talk about chickens"
The one and only bird girl herself SilverBreeze
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"Tiny, armed elementary schoolers in a wooden horse."
Do I even have to say who it is at this point hahaha
Do I even have to say who it is at this point hahaha
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
wow Umaroth you sure woke up early to post this, lol

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West coast, I stayed up late, this was posted at 2 AM
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"The world is shaped like a donut, and that's why the sky is blue. When you look up you can see the ocean on the other side of the hole in the middle."
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- sneepity (May 15th, 2020, 4:46 pm) • MadCow2357 (May 16th, 2020, 9:01 pm)
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"What's 'fumfing fahf'?"
"Picture an old person with about 5 teeth trying to say 'dumpling fart.'"
"That raises more questions than it answers."
I feel like half of this thread is just SilverBreeze and me saying random stuff.
"Picture an old person with about 5 teeth trying to say 'dumpling fart.'"
"That raises more questions than it answers."
I feel like half of this thread is just SilverBreeze and me saying random stuff.
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They're pretty funny. I like reading them, don't worry.

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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
“Would you like a string?”
*immediately gets slapped*
My brother held up a string in front of my face. Since he intruded my personal space,I retaliated
*immediately gets slapped*
My brother held up a string in front of my face. Since he intruded my personal space,I retaliated
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"Awwww such a cute pesticide!
Who's a good pesticide! Go kill some cockroaches!"
Just to prove Umaroth's comment. said by Umaroth, of course
Who's a good pesticide! Go kill some cockroaches!"
Just to prove Umaroth's comment. said by Umaroth, of course
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