Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name

[BennyTheJett]

Eat Raytay. Frozen. All of Raytay.

[JoeyC]

Eat Raytay. Frozen. All of Raytay.

*the wild BennyTheJett has gone flying across the room*

[BennyTheJett]

Eat Raytay. Frozen. All of Raytay.

*the wild BennyTheJett has gone flying across the room*

Wow I got yeeted! It'd be great if you'd tell me whether or not I got the correct person! I'm kinda gonna flip out if I get it right (will be my first game solved), Torchic will pick a good sassy hopefully!

[DatSciolyBoi]

Eat Raytay. Frozen. All of Raytay.

*the wild BennyTheJett has gone flying across the room*

Wow I got yeeted! It'd be great if you'd tell me whether or not I got the correct person! I'm kinda gonna flip out if I get it right (will be my first game solved), Torchic will pick a good sassy hopefully!

Plot twist, BennyTheJett is sassy and is trying to divert attention from himself

[BennyTheJett]

*the wild BennyTheJett has gone flying across the room*

Wow I got yeeted! It'd be great if you'd tell me whether or not I got the correct person! I'm kinda gonna flip out if I get it right (will be my first game solved), Torchic will pick a good sassy hopefully!

Plot twist, BennyTheJett is sassy and is trying to divert attention from himself

Double Plot Twist, BennyTheJett isn't nearly smart enough to design clues like this, much less solve them or expect people to solve them.

[Torchic]

Wow I got yeeted! It'd be great if you'd tell me whether or not I got the correct person! I'm kinda gonna flip out if I get it right (will be my first game solved), Torchic will pick a good sassy hopefully!

Plot twist, BennyTheJett is sassy and is trying to divert attention from himself

Double Plot Twist, BennyTheJett isn't nearly smart enough to design clues like this, much less solve them or expect people to solve them.

Waves around breadstick
GIVE ME YOUR BREADSTICK AND I'LL TOAST IT FOR FREE
Ok... why is the sassy not at 169 thanks anymore...?

[raytay]

Eat Raytay. Frozen. All of Raytay.

*uno reverse card*

[Creationist127]

Wahaha... another wrong accusation! LMN dies, and then... oh wait.

In all seriousness, the sig now says "loading..." again, so the next post can't be too far in the future.

[BennyTheJett]

PiBoT iS tHe AsSaSsInAtOr!! wE aRe aLl gEtTiNg PlAyEd!

[JoeyC]

d̵͓͚̙̈ę̵̩̼͙̐͆̑̈́͂̒l̵̥̹̥̖̊̎̂͆̎̌ͅe̵̩̥̅͌̍t̴̺̮͉̉̕͠e̵̥͖̫͒m̴͕͔̳͑̋é̸̢̘̝̖͌̍̃s̷̭̗͙̤̟͕̐͒̑̓ṣ̵̀ą̶̭̿͘ǵ̵̨̨̻̑͑̄e̵̡̖̻̤͍̐̾̔̑͘̕d̵͓͚̙̈ę̵̩̼͙̐͆̑̈́͂̒l̵̥̹̥̖̊̎̂͆̎̌ͅe̵̩̥̅͌̍t̴̺̮͉̉̕͠e̵̥͖̫͒m̴͕͔̳͑̋é̸̢̘̝̖͌̍̃s̷̭̗͙̤̟͕̐͒̑̓ṣ̵̀ą̶̭̿͘ǵ̵̨̨̻̑͑̄e̵̡̖̻̤͍̐̾̔̑͘̕

A Walmart, lights out, too silent, too empty.


d̵͓͚̙̈ę̵̩̼͙̐͆̑̈́͂̒l̵̥̹̥̖̊̎̂͆̎̌ͅe̵̩̥̅͌̍t̴̺̮͉̉̕͠e̵̥͖̫͒m̴͕͔̳͑̋é̸̢̘̝̖͌̍̃s̷̭̗͙̤̟͕̐͒̑̓ṣ̵̀ą̶̭̿͘ǵ̵̨̨̻̑͑̄e̵̡̖̻̤͍̐̾̔̑͘̕silencd̵͓͚̙̈ę̵̩̼͙̐͆̑̈́͂̒l̵̥̹̥̖̊̎̂͆̎̌ͅe̵̩̥̅͌̍t̴̺̮͉̉̕͠e̵̥͖̫͒m̴͕͔̳͑̋é̸̢̘̝̖͌̍̃s̷̭̗͙̤̟͕̐͒̑̓ṣ̵̀ą̶̭̿͘ǵ̵̨̨̻̑͑̄e̵̡̖̻̤͍̐̾̔̑͘̕cryngd̵͓͚̙̈ę̵̩̼͙̐͆̑̈́͂̒l̵̥̹̥̖̊̎̂͆̎̌ͅe̵̩̥̅͌̍t̴̺̮͉̉̕͠e̵̥͖̫͒m̴͕͔̳͑̋é̸̢̘̝̖͌̍̃s̷̭̗͙̤̟͕̐͒̑̓ṣ̵̀ą̶̭̿͘ǵ̵̨̨̻̑͑̄e̵̡̖̻̤͍̐̾̔̑͘̕d̵͓͚̙̈ę̵̩̼͙̐͆̑̈́͂̒l̵̥̹̥̖̊̎̂͆̎̌ͅe̵̩̥̅͌̍t̴̺̮͉̉̕͠e̵̥͖̫͒m̴͕͔̳͑̋é̸̢̘̝̖͌̍̃s̷̭̗͙̤̟͕̐͒̑̓ṣ̵̀ą̶̭̿͘ǵ̵̨̨̻̑͑̄e̵̡̖̻̤͍̐̾̔̑͘̕

Torchic enters the dairy aisle, yardstick in hand.


d̵͓͚̙̈ę̵̩̼͙̐͆̑̈́͂̒l̵̥̹̥̖̊̎̂͆̎̌ͅe̵̩̥̅͌̍t̴̺̮͉̉̕͠e̵̥͖̫͒m̴͕͔̳͑̋é̸̢̘̝̖͌̍̃s̷̭̗͙̤̟͕̐͒̑̓ṣ̵̀ą̶̭̿͘ǵ̵̨̨̻̑͑̄e̵̡̖̻̤͍̐̾̔̑͘̕d̵͓͚̙̈ę̵̩̼͙̐͆̑̈́͂̒l̵̥̹̥̖̊̎̂͆̎̌ͅe̵̩̥̅͌̍t̴̺̮͉̉̕͠e̵̥͖̫͒m̴͕͔̳͑̋é̸̢̘̝̖͌̍̃s̷̭̗͙̤̟͕̐͒̑̓ṣ̵̀ą̶̭̿͘ǵ̵̨̨̻̑͑̄e̵̡̖̻̤͍̐̾̔̑͘̕savethmd̵͓͚̙̈ę̵̩̼͙̐͆̑̈́͂̒l̵̥̹̥̖̊̎̂͆̎̌ͅe̵̩̥̅͌̍t̴̺̮͉̉̕͠e̵̥͖̫͒m̴͕͔̳͑̋é̸̢̘̝̖͌̍̃s̷̭̗͙̤̟͕̐͒̑̓ṣ̵̀ą̶̭̿͘ǵ̵̨̨̻̑͑̄e̵̡̖̻̤͍̐̾̔̑͘̕d̵͓͚̙̈ę̵̩̼͙̐͆̑̈́͂̒l̵̥̹̥̖̊̎̂͆̎̌ͅe̵̩̥̅͌̍t̴̺̮͉̉̕͠e̵̥͖̫͒m̴͕͔̳͑̋é̸̢̘̝̖͌̍̃s̷̭̗͙̤̟͕̐͒̑̓ṣ̵̀ą̶̭̿͘ǵ̵̨̨̻̑͑̄e̵̡̖̻̤͍̐̾̔̑͘̕

A shout, echoing off the walls.



d̵͓͚̙̈ę̵̩̼͙̐͆̑̈́͂̒l̵̥̹̥̖̊̎̂͆̎̌ͅe̵̩̥̅͌̍t̴̺̮͉̉̕͠e̵̥͖̫͒m̴͕͔̳͑̋é̸̢̘̝̖͌̍̃s̷̭̗͙̤̟͕̐͒̑̓ṣ̵̀ą̶̭̿͘ǵ̵̨̨̻̑͑̄e̵̡̖̻̤͍̐̾̔̑͘̕but nobody camed̵͓͚̙̈ę̵̩̼͙̐͆̑̈́͂̒l̵̥̹̥̖̊̎̂͆̎̌ͅe̵̩̥̅͌̍t̴̺̮͉̉̕͠e̵̥͖̫͒m̴͕͔̳͑̋é̸̢̘̝̖͌̍̃s̷̭̗͙̤̟͕̐͒̑̓ṣ̵̀ą̶̭̿͘ǵ̵̨̨̻̑͑̄e̵̡̖̻̤͍̐̾̔̑͘̕

“Assasinator!”

d̵͓͚̙̈ę̵̩̼͙̐͆̑̈́͂̒l̵̥̹̥̖̊̎̂͆̎̌ͅe̵̩̥̅͌̍t̴̺̮͉̉̕͠e̵̥͖̫͒m̴͕͔̳͑̋é̸̢̘̝̖͌̍̃s̷̭̗͙̤̟͕̐͒̑̓ṣ̵̀ą̶̭̿͘ǵ̵̨̨̻̑͑̄e̵̡̖̻̤͍̐̾̔̑͘̕but nobody camed̵͓͚̙̈ę̵̩̼͙̐͆̑̈́͂̒l̵̥̹̥̖̊̎̂͆̎̌ͅe̵̩̥̅͌̍t̴̺̮͉̉̕͠e̵̥͖̫͒m̴͕͔̳͑̋é̸̢̘̝̖͌̍̃s̷̭̗͙̤̟͕̐͒̑̓ṣ̵̀ą̶̭̿͘ǵ̵̨̨̻̑͑̄e̵̡̖̻̤͍̐̾̔̑͘̕

“I know you’re there!”

d̵͓͚̙̈ę̵̩̼͙̐͆̑̈́͂̒l̵̥̹̥̖̊̎̂͆̎̌ͅe̵̩̥̅͌̍t̴̺̮͉̉̕͠e̵̥͖̫͒m̴͕͔̳͑̋é̸̢̘̝̖͌̍̃s̷̭̗͙̤̟͕̐͒̑̓ṣ̵̀ą̶̭̿͘ǵ̵̨̨̻̑͑̄e̵̡̖̻̤͍̐̾̔̑͘̕but nobody camed̵͓͚̙̈ę̵̩̼͙̐͆̑̈́͂̒l̵̥̹̥̖̊̎̂͆̎̌ͅe̵̩̥̅͌̍t̴̺̮͉̉̕͠e̵̥͖̫͒m̴͕͔̳͑̋é̸̢̘̝̖͌̍̃s̷̭̗͙̤̟͕̐͒̑̓ṣ̵̀ą̶̭̿͘ǵ̵̨̨̻̑͑̄e̵̡̖̻̤͍̐̾̔̑͘̕

"COME ON OUT!"

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"LITTLEMISSNYAN!"