Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name

[Things2do]

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My "Old Sig":
Regions/States
2014: Backyard Botany 4th
2015: Crave The Wave 1st/5th, Meteorology 1st, Wheeled Vehicle 1st.
2016: Scrambler 1st, Crave The Wave 1st, Road Scholar 2nd
2017: Scrambler 1st, Dynamic Planet 2nd, Fast Facts 3rd, Rocks And Minerals 4th, Optics {**}/4th, Road Scholar {*}/{***}
2018: Mousetrap Vehicle 1st, Remote Sensing (Solo and given the Tuesday before Regions) 2nd, Optics 6th
{*} We don't mention my only Division B Regions event that I ever failed to medal in.
{**} Traded from Road Scholar two weeks before States.
{***} Traded for Optics two weeks before States.

[Fyren]

*goes inactive for 2 days*
*gets killed to a clue that I knew was referencing me when I read it*
*sad ghost noises*

Why're you sad? You've just joined the biggest, most fun party on the SciOly.org Forums!


Here, have a breadstick. It's frozen, but there's a heated argument over that last roll of TP on the next aisle if you wanna warm it up.

Thanks! I'll make sure to run over and heat it right up after I finish haunting this thread.

[Torchic]

*goes inactive for 2 days*
*gets killed to a clue that I knew was referencing me when I read it*
*sad ghost noises*

Why're you sad? You've just joined the biggest, most fun party on the SciOly.org Forums!


Here, have a breadstick. It's frozen, but there's a heated argument over that last roll of TP on the next aisle if you wanna warm it up.

Thanks! I'll make sure to run over and heat it right up after I finish haunting this thread.

I'm a literal flaming chicken, so do you need your breadstick defrosted, toasted, or charred beyond reasoning?

[Fyren]

Why're you sad? You've just joined the biggest, most fun party on the SciOly.org Forums!


Here, have a breadstick. It's frozen, but there's a heated argument over that last roll of TP on the next aisle if you wanna warm it up.

Thanks! I'll make sure to run over and heat it right up after I finish haunting this thread.

I'm a literal flaming chicken, so do you need your breadstick defrosted, toasted, or charred beyond reasoning?

Do whatever you feel is appropriate, though I do quite like a crispy breadstick.

[Torchic]

Thanks! I'll make sure to run over and heat it right up after I finish haunting this thread.

I'm a literal flaming chicken, so do you need your breadstick defrosted, toasted, or charred beyond reasoning?

Do whatever you feel is appropriate, though I do quite like a crispy breadstick.

*Completely burns it in rage of unable to solve any clues*
oops

[JoeyC]

Hey "quite crispy" and "charred beyond reasoning" can be the same thing

[SilverBreeze]

I'd advise you to bait a trap for the sassy with a charred breadstick.

[TheChiScientist]

A wild TCS appears!
He used Breadstick Message!
It was not very effective...
The enemy is everywhere and near. Those that are blind in light of prosperity may fall.
I'm surprised my sassy has been so good at eluding u all. Take this with a side of butter.
>_> *I'm watching u sassy*
The wild TCS disappears.

[JoeyC]

A wild TCS appears!
He used Breadstick Message!
It was not very effective...
The enemy is everywhere and near. Those that are blind in light of prosperity may fall.
I'm surprised my sassy has been so good at eluding u all. Take this with a side of butter.
>_> *I'm watching u sassy*
The wild TCS disappears.

[Creationist127]

A wild TCS appears!
He used Breadstick Message!
It was not very effective...
The enemy is everywhere and near. Those that are blind in light of prosperity may fall.
I'm surprised my sassy has been so good at eluding u all. Take this with a side of butter.
>_> *I'm watching u sassy*
The wild TCS disappears.

[evil cackle]