Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name

[Things2do]

*Casually attacks whomever we're attacking with 2 Corps Curs, a Tine Shrike, 2 Priests of Norns, and Victory's Herald; using Tandem Tactics, Artful Maneuver, and Morale. {Yes, I've actually done this exact attack before, except with another couple of Infect creatures that I don't remember the names of. I like to toy with my opponents once I've got 'em to to the brink of death, until I get bored and hit 'em with enough to kill 'em several times over at full strength...}

[Torchic]

*Casually attacks whomever we're attacking with 2 Corps Curs, a Tine Shrike, 2 Priests of Norns, and Victory's Herald; using Tandem Tactics, Artful Maneuver, and Morale. {Yes, I've actually done this exact attack before, except with another couple of Infect creatures that I don't remember the names of. I like to toy with my opponents once I've got 'em to to the brink of death, until I get bored and hit 'em with enough to kill 'em several times over at full strength...}

Imagine if this was the way that people protected against the sassy...

[raytay]

Imma protect LittleMissNyan because I have a gut feeing about it.
*drags LMN into fort*

Hey, let me in the fort!
*Dives into fort with toasted breadsticks in hand*

*expands pillow fort to where it can house everyone in need while munching on a breadstick* Now, we wait.

[Creationist127]

I sneak up behind LittleMissNyan, sharpened breadstick in hand. Suddenly, raytay drags her into a pillow fort, out of my reach. I frown as I am once again foiled by a 'gut feeling', and settle for scribbling a note on the pillows.

Hwyps mvvsz, ivpz! P't uva hjabhssf aol zhzzf.

48 hours, and try harder this time!
EDIT: Whoops, wrong account.

[JoeyC]

Game over
Edit: Also, just a tip for future games, ID is more important than solving the clues. And if you can't get ID, at least use process of elimination to start accusing. also I suspected Creationist the moment after the sassy told me they weren't LMN

[Assassinator]

but they're dead

[JoeyC]

So it was just an April Fool's prank then, oh well. Y' all still need to do Salem Witch Trials.

[Creationist127]

So it was just an April Fool's prank then, oh well. Y' all still need to do Salem Witch Trials.

Always try to decode the code
At least we know the sassy hasn’t forgotten about us...

[Assassinator]

Betrayed by a horse, the partner of p=416738
6 remain

[Torchic]

Betrayed by a horse, the partner of p=416738
6 remain

Did nobody actually die?
New sig is: !!NBJ fnug GBYN b ...fahz
I understand nothing

I feel like a potato