Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name

[Things2do]

Who is there that's still alive, that might have fun with solving the next few clues? This looks like it's going nowhere fast... [grabs jar of red sauce]

*in the background, quadratic-equation-induced screeching*

*hiding in a hastily built pillow fort*

*Giving away free toilet paper.*

[Torchic]

*in the background, quadratic-equation-induced screeching*

*hiding in a hastily built pillow fort*

*Giving away free toilet paper.*

Torchic used fire blast
Nah... thats too violent *uses substitute and then slowly roasts breadstick using ember*
Forever a Pokemon nerd

[JoeyC]

What happened here? Proceeds to grab confusing font color and wording to confuse both people and ghosts alike

It's almost April guys..... if Reddit is correct we're all dead tomorrow (thank goodness it's not)

[Creationist127]

What happened here? Proceeds to grab confusing font color and wording to confuse both people and ghosts alike

It's almost April guys..... if Reddit is correct we're all dead tomorrow (thank goodness it's not)

Is that a rickroll I see?
[uses snipe shot]
[it's super effective]

[JoeyC]

Go Nucleon! Use the power of fan-made integrity to lead us to victory!

[Fyren]

*Quietly reads a book*

[raytay]

*pokes out of pillow fort* fire?

[Torchic]

*pokes out of pillow fort* fire?

Yea! Fire! Want a terribly burnt breadstick? *throws breadstick at pillow fort*
Ok yea we should just protect ourselves along with breadstick wars... what did I just start
I protect myself because of self-preservation along with wanting to joke around with breadstick wars while I'm alive

[raytay]

Imma protect LittleMissNyan because I have a gut feeing about it.
*drags LMN into fort*

[Torchic]

Imma protect LittleMissNyan because I have a gut feeing about it.
*drags LMN into fort*

Hey, let me in the fort!
*Dives into fort with toasted breadsticks in hand*