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[JoeyC]

OH YEAH RANDOM WIKI PAGE I USED TO DO THAR ON BULBAPEDIA A LOT BEFORE IT GOT BLOCKED
did keep getting lots of card pages though

That's because there are 18.6 bajillion Pokémon cards but only 810 actual Pokémon...

Tell me a joke
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what is venus
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[EwwPhysics]

OH YEAH RANDOM WIKI PAGE I USED TO DO THAR ON BULBAPEDIA A LOT BEFORE IT GOT BLOCKED
did keep getting lots of card pages though

That's because there are 18.6 bajillion Pokémon cards but only 810 actual Pokémon...

Tell me a joke
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Why was the triangle lonely?

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Because it was isoscelated!

[JoeyC]

That's because there are 18.6 bajillion Pokémon cards but only 810 actual Pokémon...

Tell me a joke
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Why was the triangle lonely?

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Because it was isoscelated!

what about the second amendemnt?
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[gz839918]

what about the second amendemnt?
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Why don't gun activists like to draw themselves?

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They prefer photoshoots.

[JoeyC]

Tell me a joke
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what is venus
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The bot used the bot to activate the bot..........

[pepperonipi]

ATTENTION: TAKE COVER IN BASEMENT OF JAMES B. HUNT JR. LIBRARY. METEORITE IMPACT IMMINENT. AGAIN, TAKE COVER IN BASEMENT OF JAMES B. HUNT JR. LIBRARY.

The future date means this can't ever be marked as read.

Edit: It also means that this is eternally the last post.

Edit 2: However, my post is still showing up on the main page as the most recent post.

Hey, I've been to that library. It's very nice.

Also, it's funny to think that at Nats 2020, around mid-morning there will be a bunch of sciolyers whipping out their phones on their way to events to frantically try to be the first to pass Bernard's legendary comment. Actually, I imagine that someone who isn't at Nats will be the one who does it, since they're less likely to be busy.

If only they would know what happens back in 2017...

Tell me a joke
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what is venus
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The bot used the bot to activate the bot..........

Second time was me running it on demand to see if it would behave differently to its own comment

[CookiePie1]

Pi-Bot, what is your favorite food?

(wait so if I add keywords it'll respond based on the common theme?)
cheesecake pizza fries pie pepperoni caviar champagne lobster bisque food eating delicious

aslo, waht hapepns ot Pi-Bot wehn pepole spel wrods wongr?

[SilverBreeze]

aslo, waht hapepns ot Pi-Bot wehn pepole spel wrods wongr?

Don't know about Pi-Bot, but the prescriptivists get twitchy-eyed, even when they know you know how to spell correctly. (twitch)

[JoeyC]

So... I decided to make Pi-Bot a little more like us... so I decided to collect 22,900 posts from this thread (90.42% of all responses in its 12-year history) in a database (along with the poster's info, date, etc). Pi-Bot will use these to generate more human-like statements.

Sample Statements:

• See, that's climate Koko, not everyday weather. And we have a very evil mod out there
• ayyyy just finished it. I think it was a much-needed and tasteful modernization.
• Ahhh I fell like I have been out of school for the whole day!
• I heard the best joke last night at Mr. BVHS, a male beauty pageant to be held at my school, and I'll take the AMC12B at the university in a few weeks.
• It's world. Don't be distraught. I got a 5 on French absolutely made my day.

(wait so if I add keywords it'll respond based on the common theme?)

No, this is something I really need to find a solution to so that it stops replying to healthy discussions with unrelated statements, like:

That's because there are 18.6 bajillion Pokémon cards but only 810 actual Pokémon...

Tell me a joke
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Also, some stats I collected about YDRC:

[JoeyC]

So... I decided to make Pi-Bot a little more like us... so I decided to collect 22,900 posts from this thread (90.42% of all responses in its 12-year history) in a database (along with the poster's info, date, etc). Pi-Bot will use these to generate more human-like statements.

Sample Statements:

• See, that's climate Koko, not everyday weather. And we have a very evil mod out there
• ayyyy just finished it. I think it was a much-needed and tasteful modernization.
• Ahhh I fell like I have been out of school for the whole day!
• I heard the best joke last night at Mr. BVHS, a male beauty pageant to be held at my school, and I'll take the AMC12B at the university in a few weeks.
• It's world. Don't be distraught. I got a 5 on French absolutely made my day.

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Congratulations, Paleonaps! And good luck with the russian sailor dance! i love fast songs but i don't have a wand... i need to find a different reason to go to basketball games I either
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