So I present to you the (Bumpy) Staircase of Wasted Space and Bandwidth, or
(B)SoWSaB:

These are the 25 users with the highest post counts. Their "official" post count is shown in green. The "uncounted" posts are shown in blue. Thus, their actual post count is shown as the total length of the bar.
Notably, rocketman1555 has the greatest number of "actual" posts, yet is at only #6 ranking for useful (counted) posts. A full 81% of his posts are within General Chat and its subforums.
More remarkably, Dark Sabre has a greater "useful" post count than he has actual posts. This is simply an affirmation of how awesome he is. He remarked, "<DarkSabre> I'm 105% awesome". It should be noted, however, that 306/290 is actually 106%.