Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name

[Torchic]

MISDIRECTION I SEE
TORCHIC SASSY CONFIRMED
/s
Anyway, is ipasfipasf another cipher? A Caeser shift of 7 gives "bitlybitly"...

I need a second to die laughing
Maybe target is someone with an insanely pixelated pfp?

Oop
Though I thought it referred to the link shortener...

Wait theres a link shortener?
Excuse me and my stupidity here xD
Edit: I'm going to be offline for around an hour+ so ree

[Creationist127]

I need a second to die laughing
Maybe target is someone with an insanely pixelated pfp?

Oop
Though I thought it referred to the link shortener...

Wait theres a link shortener?
Excuse me and my stupidity here xD
Edit: I'm going to be offline for around an hour+ so ree

Actually, I meant to the url shortening service, bitly. I don't know what that could refer to, though.

[Things2do]

Holy heck thats Torchic's cry
I protect myself because the Pokemon cry that is listed in the URL is Torchic's

Ahaha totally should have known that *slams face into desk*

Lol, it's not as if I spent half of my lifetime playing Pokemon (1st starter was Torchic :>) and still do
Does anyone know what the Sassy's sig may mean?
"One more year of this rocky sphere before it’s roots fade away"
and please tell me that I'm not defending myself with a breadstick

"One more year" could refer to someone that graduates next year, and "roots fade away" could be referring to a plant. My thoughts jump to waffletree, pancaketree, and Sammy-oak-tree... Albatrosstree is probably a bit of a stretch, though.

[JoeyC]

Shadow explosion.

Thou blinking fools! Thou absolute IDIOTS! As thou were fooling about 'i the past I claimed Creationist for mine own! BEH-

Breadsticks fall off nearby aisle into a heap.

…..behold thine FOL-

More breadsticks fall, along with breadboards and electrical components, piling into a form vaguely resembling a tree.

………ಠ__ಠ

The entire thing catches on fire.

ಠ__________ಠ

Sassy pushes the entire thing off to the side with a shadow tendril, causing a minor explosion.

……….Creationist is in the sporting goods area. 24 hours to finish solving the clue because I put a lot of effort into it and would hate to see it go unsolved. Whoever posts the answer first gets Creationist’s accusation. And yes, it involves Bitly.

[Torchic]

Welp, had no idea how to do the clue (and still doesn't). Inactivity due to regionals :c
Rn, I'm just a little suspicious of CPS because of the "One more year of this rocky sphere before it’s roots fade away" relating with his pfp

[BennyTheJett]

And I believe he's a junior.....

[Torchic]

Should I use an accuse? Anyways got 2
Perhaps after I eat dinner Im like really hungry

[BennyTheJett]

I would accuse here.... maybe we get lucky....

[MadCow2357]

And I believe he's a junior.....

He is a freshman

[BennyTheJett]

Nevermind. My bad. Does that imply he is out of Division B then?