Corrupt a Wish

[pepperonipi]

Granted, but you're only able to compete in FLL Jr. now

I wish that I could have facetimed my best friend last night

[EwwPhysics]

Granted, but now you're really tired because you spent the whole night talking to them.

I wish I had joined scioly in 6th grade, not 8th...

[IHateClouds]

me tooo.... i wish i joined earlier my 6th grade year b4 regs happened lol....granted but then you get discoruaged since you didnt make the team as a 7th grader and quit :0

i wish that our team had a chance at nats

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but then you make nats but get kicked off A team(recurring fear of mine now).

Granted, but now teachers see that they can cover more content and decide to combine two classes into one

I see that as a benefit. Learning twice as much for about the same amount of work.

I wish my workspace were neater.

[Umaroth]

Granted, but now you're more tired than if you had left it messy because entropy

I wish I could run a faster than 7:45 mile on a good day

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but then mile requirements go up.

I wish I could run without joint pain.

[Umaroth]

Granted, but now you have to sit down for a few hours after running to compensate for the joint pain you missed

I wish air conditioning could be free

[Giantpants]

Granted, but you can never turn it off.

I wish I didn't have to write a history paper the weekend before states

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but you can never turn it off.

That probably works out well for Umaroth, given that we live in SoCal and he seems to be impervious to cold.

[Umaroth]

Granted, but you can never turn it off.

That probably works out well for Umaroth, given that we live in SoCal and he seems to be impervious to cold.

Never turning off the AC would be a dream come true