Corrupt a Wish

[Frost0125]

Granted, but you know nothing about any other science besides biology.

I wish summer break started earlier

[Creationist127]

Granted, but it's condensed to six weeks.
I wish standardized tests didn't exist.

[IHateClouds]

granted, but you have to do every test orally.

i wish my teachers put grades in less than three weeks after we turned assignments in.

[EwwPhysics]

Granted, but they would get less sleep so they would always be really grumpy and give you even harder assignments.

I wish that instead of being super well rounded I was really good at a couple of things.

[IHateClouds]

granted, but then you no longer are well rounded and get so focused on your interests that you isolate yourself and go crazy

i wish my cheat sheets would automatically cut unnecessary words

[Creationist127]

Granted, but the AI is faulty and occasionally deletes a very important word.

I wish Circuit Lab was staying in another year.

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but now scoring is based on how fast you can short as many LEDs as possible at once.

I wish people wouldn't do stupidly mean things like snicker at the position I fell asleep in class in when they sleep in class too.

[Things2do]

Granted, but now scoring is based on how fast you can short as many LEDs as possible at once.

I now wish I wasn't graduating even more than I did before...

Edit {I might as well make this a corruption...}: Granted, but now they do extremely mean things instead of stupidly mean things.

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but now you never graduate. Year after year, you will be drafted into your high school's Science Olympiad team, long after Game On has staged a coup and replaced all events with Scratch coding-based competitions...

I wish I knew what I was supposed to study for the Environmental Chemistry trial(yes, this is after reading the rules).

[EwwPhysics]

Granted, but you get last even though you study all the right things.

I wish we had a chance to nats welp