Corrupt a Wish

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but then someone covers it with toilet paper... soaked in HCl.

I wish I could work better when tired.

[BennyTheJett]

Granted, but you can't work at all when you're not tired.

I wish I was asleep right now.

[DatSciolyBoi]

Granted, but you will wake up with a nasty headache.

I wish to shoot better in marksmanship

[Umaroth]

Granted, but you forget to get CG certified and can't advance to the next year, therefore you can't do marksmanship anymore.

I wish I weren't so hungry during 6th period.

[anandymous]

Granted, but you will get in trouble for eating in class.
I wish I could get more sleep.

[lindsmaurer]

Just saw this thread; seems fun

Granted, but now you need sleep 22 hours a day.
I wish I could focus better when studying

[Creationist127]

Just saw this thread; seems fun

Granted, but now you need sleep 22 hours a day.
I wish I could focus better when studying

Granted, but you're actually focused on procrastinating.
I wish I could postpone all my tests until after the SciOly season...

[BennyTheJett]

Granted, but you must take every single on in one one hour sitting.

I wish I could not have my wish corrupted....

[Umaroth]

Granted, but now it has been kicked out of government

I wish I don't get backlash for political jokes

[itsDerk]

Granted, but politics no longer exist and the world is in anarchy.

I wish I didn't need sleep.