Corrupt a Wish

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but that becomes the only time in a 24 hour period you are capable of sleeping.

I wish I didn't sound like a hamster crawling over molten glass when I sing.

[BennyTheJett]

Granted, but you will turn into a hamster overnight.

I wish I knew how to do this magic routine (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAhwVBtanOY&t=203s)

[anandymous]

Granted, but you magic yourself out of existence.
I wish I could skip English class for something else.

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but you are only allowed to skip it for AP Underwater Basket Weaving.

I wish people were more mutually respectful.

[BennyTheJett]

granted, but people who are mutually respectful also never exist in the first place.

I wish people weren't so oppressive of nerds...

[kate!]

Granted, but then the nerds become the oppressive ones.

I wish I didn't procrastinate.

[Umaroth]

Granted, but now you do everything too early and have to redo it when new instructions come out (cough detector)

I wish I weren't so sleepy

[Havocgamer49]

Granted, but now you're super hyper and annoy everyone.

I wish I got a 1600 on my SAT

[anandymous]

Granted, but now the SAT is out of 3200
I wish I had a wish.

[Havocgamer49]

Granted, but you use that wish on another wish and so on....

I wish that I had a palace made of marble