Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
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I was reading some essays when I stumbled upon maybe one of the greatest opening lines I've ever heard: "Her house smelled like a mix of burnt chocolate and elephant sh*t."
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uhhhLittleMissNyan wrote: ↑December 2nd, 2019, 12:41 pm "Why are you stroking my hair-WHY ARE YOU STROKING MY KNEE"
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THE FBI WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATIONMadCow2357 wrote: ↑December 2nd, 2019, 2:13 pmuhhhLittleMissNyan wrote: ↑December 2nd, 2019, 12:41 pm "Why are you stroking my hair-WHY ARE YOU STROKING MY KNEE"

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I've heard similar things at my school lolLittleMissNyan wrote: ↑December 2nd, 2019, 12:41 pm "Why are you stroking my hair-WHY ARE YOU STROKING MY KNEE"
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